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Real "Personal ads" in the Dublin News - snarg - 10-30-2004

How can you possibly not love the Irish? Real "Personal ads" in the
Dublin
News

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Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested
in a man
who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
starting
fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time
fiancee,
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists
in this
cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and
shirty after a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe
more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse
end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely
chest.
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Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in
cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open- minded twin
sister.
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Real "Personal ads" in the Dublin News - Velvet - 10-30-2004

Love the post Snarg :loool:

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Real "Personal ads" in the Dublin News - fem - 10-31-2004

Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in
cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

Wow! :mellow: :unsure: What an idiot..... :roll:

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Real "Personal ads" in the Dublin News - Jesse Antarctica - 10-31-2004

Quote:Originally posted by fem@Oct 31 2004, 05:29 AM
[b]Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in
cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

Wow!  :mellow:  :unsure: What an idiot..... :roll:

[snapback]93890[/snapback]

[/b]

yup everyone knows that you have to slaughter dogs. Cats are cool.

moke:

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