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Another New Study - TomFoolery - 03-13-2004

Sad News About Beer...

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional,
couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally,
argued over nothing,
had to sit down while urinating,
and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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Another New Study - Velvet - 03-13-2004

Hey thats not fair :p :lol:

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Another New Study - Jimmy - 03-13-2004

Ha! Truth hurts. :lol:

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Another New Study - leeman - 03-13-2004

Hmmm .....

3500 pices .....


Well .... I cancelled the tests ....

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