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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - Banana - 10-20-2004
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Quote:Fed up with the inconvenient curved shape of bananas, a Berlin resident has dreamt up a way to straighten this staple of the fruit bowl, even applying to have his banana-straightening method patented.
Karl-Friedrich Lentze thinks he's on to the biggest thing since sliced bread -- the straight banana. Or as he prefers to call it, the "cigar-banana."
The 56-year old social welfare recipient has developed a method to take away the yellow-skinned fruit's distinctive curve.
"Depending on the degree of the curve, chunks will be cut out of the banana, which will then be bound back together using biologically safe bandages," Lentze explained to the German tabloid Bild.
The curvy chunks won't go to waste. Lentze's plan involves either drying them or using them in fruit salad.
"After a certain introduction time, the straight cigar-banana will drive the curved banana from the market," Lentze said. "It's easier to eat, and easier to store."
Patent pending
Lentze is so convinced is of his idea's potential, that he's applied for a patent at the German Patent Office in Munich. His application is supported by sketches showing how bananas will be carried along on a conveyor belt while robots chop out the curvy bits.
If trends in Japan are anything to go by, Lentze's idea could well bear fruit. The Japanese can already buy square melons, which are grown in glass boxes. Grocers say the cubed fruit is much easier to stack.
Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - fermundacheese - 10-20-2004
I prefer you naked, flirty, and curvy....
(Now if I could just get you to show me your naked side, my goal would be met...)
Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - 5,7,8,-trimethyltocol - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by fermundacheese@Oct 20 2004, 08:08 PMFTFY
I prefer you naked, flirty, hairy, and curvy....
(Now if I could just get you to show me your naked side, my goal would be met. Clothed Bananas hurt my rectum...)
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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - Tribal Dragon - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by 5@7,8,-trimethyltocol,Oct 20 2004, 05:54 PMRack!
FTFY
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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - fermundacheese - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by 5@7,8,-trimethyltocol,Oct 20 2004, 10:54 AM
FTFY
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Weak, unoriginal, and totally expected. Pudgy only racked you because you wrote it to me....
Rackable smack needs to be original, not something that every member thought of and bypassed. Just sayin'
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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - 5,7,8,-trimethyltocol - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by fermundacheese@Oct 20 2004, 10:05 PMFTFY
Here I go again with another five paragraph diatribe on someones smack.
Sorry I'm Weak, unoriginal, and totally expected. Tribal only racked you because you wrote it to me....
Just sayin'
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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - Tribal Dragon - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by fermundacheese@Oct 20 2004, 07:35 PMWho are you to be calling someone pudgy? Your ass is full of so much cottage cheese, you could supply the cheesecake factory for a week with it.
Weak, unoriginal, and totally expected. Pudgy only racked you because you wrote it to me....
Rackable smack needs to be original, not something that every member thought of and bypassed. Just sayin'
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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - Charon - 10-20-2004
ummm on your knees facing either way !!!!
You can arch your back if you want !!!!
Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - fermundacheese - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Tribal Dragon@Oct 20 2004, 12:41 PM
Who are you to be calling someone pudgy? Your ass is full of so much cottage cheese, you could supply the cheesecake factory for a week with it.
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Really bothers you when I call you that, doesn't it?
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EDIT: Tribal, please read that again. I expect better smack from you, quite frankly. That was really awful, dude. "supply the cheesecake factory"????
What's next? "The jerk store called and they're all out of you"?
Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - Banana - 10-20-2004
You guys insist on having a cock fight in a thread about bananas. Typical.
Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - fermundacheese - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by 5@7,8,-trimethyltocol,Oct 20 2004, 12:38 PM
FTFY
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Twice in the same thread, huh? Time to find a new act.
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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - fermundacheese - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Banana@Oct 20 2004, 01:02 PM
You guys insist on having a cock fight in a thread about bananas. Typical.
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If you would have answered my original response, I would've been content with this thread and never come back...
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Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - Badgurl - 10-20-2004
Square melons? Thank God mine are still good old round ones. but I do want implants.
Asuming we are talking about dicks. A little curve is always good. Helps hit those hard to reach spots.
Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - Tribal Dragon - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by fermundacheese@Oct 20 2004, 08:01 PMLarry, seriously, a diet would do you wonders.
Really bothers you when I call you that, doesn't it?
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EDIT: Tribal, please read that again. I expect better smack from you, quite frankly. That was really awful, dude. "supply the cheesecake factory"????
What's next? "The jerk store called and they're all out of you"?
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Maybe all that dick sucking at UJ has caused your problems. Too many calories from semen........
Would you prefer me straight or curvy? - fermundacheese - 10-20-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Tribal Dragon@Oct 20 2004, 01:21 PM
Larry, seriously, a diet would do you wonders.
Maybe all that dick sucking at UJ has caused your problems. Too many calories from semen........
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Hey pudgy, don't attack me because you hate yourself....
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