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Fun things to do at Walmart - Velvet - 03-12-2004
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart While Your Spouse is Taking His/Her
Sweet Time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'in
Housewares . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different si=e
funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then
yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Fun things to do at Walmart - minorthreat - 03-12-2004
16. See how many different places you can have sex.
Fun things to do at Walmart - greg - 03-12-2004
Garden section.... Cha-ching!!!! :lol:
Fun things to do at Walmart - lovelynoi - 03-12-2004
Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Mar 11 2004, 04:05 PMand not get caught
16. See how many different places you can have sex.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Undeadcannibal - 03-12-2004
Ask the clerk which hose fits your penis the best.
Fun things to do at Walmart - War - 03-12-2004
17. put the metal strips on the cds on a cart.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Undeadcannibal - 03-12-2004
Good one war! For those who didn't see my pics topic.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Suicide Jim - 03-12-2004
18. take about five different arasol cans to the help desk and ask which one makes a bigger flame.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Undeadcannibal - 03-12-2004
ask them about porn, anal creams, and/or penis enlargers.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Suicide Jim - 03-12-2004
there's an idea. bring up a tire pump and ask if it will fit in you penis enlarger
Fun things to do at Walmart - Undeadcannibal - 03-12-2004
ask them which action heroestoy fits best in one's anus.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Suicide Jim - 03-12-2004
try out one of the bikes there and try to ride it out of the store.
Fun things to do at Walmart - bit - 03-12-2004
MT : 14, but the one in my town is a kinda small walmart.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Smackinoff - 03-12-2004
Lock your self in one of thoes big dog carriers
Fun things to do at Walmart - txbubba - 03-12-2004
walk up to a strager and yell, "no, i don't want to see your hemorroids!" and walk off like nothing happened.
we got kicked out of a store once for putting those metal stips on the floor with the sticky side face up so people would step on them and they would stick so the alarm was going off constantly. i don't know how the hell we got caught. cameras i guess.
Fun things to do at Walmart - Smackinoff - 03-12-2004
Quote:Originally posted by txbubba@Mar 12 2004, 08:20 PMThats the only fun we had while I worked at curcuit city
walk up to a strager and yell, "no, i don't want to see your hemorroids!" and walk off like nothing happened.
we got kicked out of a store once for putting those metal stips on the floor with the sticky side face up so people would step on them and they would stick so the alarm was going off constantly. i don't know how the hell we got caught. cameras i guess.