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Help Needed - TomFoolery - 10-07-2004

I was thinking about turning metrosexual since those half-fags seem to get a lot of hot chicks. I have some questions though:

1. How much $ will I have to spend on shit to put in my hair?
2. Where would I buy my clothes?
3. Do I have to cut off one of my balls?

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Help Needed - CodeWarrior - 10-07-2004

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 7 2004, 10:16 AM
I was thinking about turning metrosexual since those half-fags seem to get a lot of hot chicks.  I have some questions though:

1.  How much $ will I have to spend on shit to put in my hair?
2.  Where would I buy my clothes?
3.  Do I have to cut off one of my balls?

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1. Well, you go the nearest salon, have the homo cut and style it, then buy the same thing he used. Should be around $50 for that whole trip.
2. Express for "men"
3. no

Just guessin

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Help Needed - Bill - 10-07-2004

cw's all over this one.....

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Help Needed - asshat - 10-07-2004

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 7 2004, 03:16 PM
I was thinking about turning metrosexual since those half-fags seem to get a lot of hot chicks.  I have some questions though:

1.  How much $ will I have to spend on shit to put in my hair?
2.  Where would I buy my clothes?
3.  Do I have to cut off one of my balls?

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Okay, I was just sitting here staring at your avatar--------->




My suggestions would be this:
1. Go downtown and go under one of the big bridges where the homeless live. Find one of the bums that is shit faced passed out and pull down his pants and wipe your hair in his crack. That should do the trick for your hair.
2. Find the wealthiest neighborhood in the town and then locate the nearest Salvation Army. They should have the best stuff to pick from.
3. Only if you get really hungry and don't want to look like a pig at the buffet line.

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Help Needed - Banana - 10-07-2004

Quote:Originally posted by asshat@Oct 7 2004, 08:24 AM
Okay, I was just sitting here staring at your avatar--------->
My suggestions would be this:
1.  Go downtown and go under one of the big bridges where the homeless live.  Find one of the bums that is shit faced passed out and pull down his pants and wipe your hair in his crack.  That should do the trick for your hair.
2.  Find the wealthiest neighborhood in the town and then locate the nearest Salvation Army.  They should have the best stuff to pick from.
3.  Only if you get really hungry and don't want to look like a pig at the buffet line.

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:llma:

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