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How I would go about controlling the world - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
1) My newest plan would be to gather either the cell phones or cell phone numbers of all or perhaps a majority of the people in the world. and whenever someone would call the cell phone, I would answer, this is how the call would go:
Human:hello?
me: Greetings, mortal. 'tis I, God!
human: really, is it really you god?
me: indeed! (read name off of phone caller ID, let's go with jennifer). I require you to perfom an act for me, if you do so, I will crown you Divine Angel of heaven!
Jennifer: Oh wow! What do you want me to do lord?
Me: leave all your money in a brown briefcase at (location) I will use your money to build a stariway that leads to heaven, and only those who contribute get to go on the staricase!
Jennifer: Ok!
Jennifer will then leave the money at the location, where I will retrieve the money, and use it to buy and island. I will continue collecing funds after the purchase of the island to become a nuclear power. I will call me Island Heaven, and make brochures with a picture of happy old people drinking iced tea at a sunset. people will want to attend heaven, but will be unable to, because I will not let them, unless they do things for me. This is my plan, pretty simple, really.
There will be more to come.
How I would go about controlling the world - War - 03-11-2004
lol. what about me and jim.
How I would go about controlling the world - Velvet - 03-11-2004
Way to go undead
:lol:
How I would go about controlling the world - leeman - 03-11-2004
My is a little more subtle....
The normal person uses 40% of his brain.....
I will simply hit my self repeatedly in the head and kill the unused 60%...
Therefore after that I will have 100% braincapacity and then I can SIMPLY rule the world with my super intelect.
How I would go about controlling the world - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
War will become my official closet and bed monsters. he will go about nations hiding under someone's bed or in their closet, releasing anal odors not of this world. This will keep the people in line.
jim will be the secretary of population control. He gets to hurt people, anyone he wants. If his actions are questioned. he will have the ability to use one of the following excuses:
1) They might have been terrorists
2) They were under suspicion for having WMD's
3) They knew it was coming, and decided to keep walking on the painted target.
if a situation arises where these excuses do not help, he can just kill them. It is his job, after all.
How I would go about controlling the world - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
if i ruled the world... nah. i'm to lazy to do that.
How I would go about controlling the world - War - 03-11-2004
lol
How I would go about controlling the world - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
i'd love that job
How I would go about controlling the world - greg - 03-11-2004
I'm on board with Leeman!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
How I would go about controlling the world - Jimmy - 03-11-2004
Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Mar 10 2004, 06:49 PMIf you get tired I could help out. :lol:
My is a little more subtle....
The normal person uses 40% of his brain.....
I will simply hit my self repeatedly in the head and kill the unused 60%...
Therefore after that I will have 100% braincapacity and then I can SIMPLY rule the world with my super intelect.