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Marathon - Banana - 09-08-2004

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet
>and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
>heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
>
>"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's
>home early!"
>
>"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
>
>"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's
>got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
>
>So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
>window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
>discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,
>so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
>
>Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as
>best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been
>watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
>
>"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
>
>"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
>
>Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes
>with you under your arm?"
>
>Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed
>right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
>
>Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you
>always
>wear a condom when you run? "
>
>"Nope.........just when it's raining.

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