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The Last Doom 3 Review You Will Ever Need. EVER! - TyrionXavier - 09-01-2004

Doom 3 reminds me a lot of the type of women I tend to date. Insanely hot. So beautiful you're amazed it's real. People that see them for the first time wish they had something even a fraction as beautiful. But woe to thee, for underneath the attractive frame lies madness. Crazy gibbering Lovecraftian madness which makes you wonder how something so pretty can be so up-fucked where it truly counts. After you really truly get to know it, you realize they may still be nice to look at, but the inner works are nowhere near anything you want to associate with on a permanent basis. Bottom Line: Treat Doom 3 like you would one of these women. You fuck it hard and fast and then you dump it immediately afterwards as the fun will run out very, very quickly. But at least then you have the photos or movies to prove that hottie was yours in order to make everyone else jealous. It's good for a one time use, and then off to the rubbish bin.

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The Last Doom 3 Review You Will Ever Need. EVER! - ClayRock - 09-01-2004

you shoulda put this in YOUR forum, just sayin

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The Last Doom 3 Review You Will Ever Need. EVER! - TyrionXavier - 09-02-2004

This ain't a video or a picture.

Just sayin.

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