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Question for All - Bill - 09-01-2004

If you bought your wife diamond earrings for her birthday, and she doesn't by you a damn thing for yours, does that give you enough cause to throw her ass outta a second story window? I mean legally...

edited to fix a typo, thanks VitE for pointing out yet one more failure of mine.

Question for All - VitaminE - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Sep 1 2004, 07:41 AM
If you bought your wife diamond earrings for her birthday, and she doesn't [b]by tou a damn thing for yours, does that give you enough cause to throw her ass outta a second story window? I mean legally...

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Sorry, bill I don't speak just-fell-off-the-tailgate.

She doesn't have to bring you something from the store. Blowjobs make excellent birthday gifts. If she doesn't give 'em let her know you wouldn't be hurt if she sent over a pinch hitter.

Question for All - Bill - 09-01-2004

I agree, but we'll see if she gives that up, not going to hold my breath on it though.

Question for All - leucetios - 09-01-2004

legally I think second story windows are for anniversaries... maybe a ground floor window...? *shrug*

Question for All - CodeWarrior - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 1 2004, 08:57 AM
legally I think second story windows are for anniversaries... maybe a ground floor window...? *shrug*

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As long as she goes through the glass, it counts.

Question for All - Banana - 09-01-2004

Jimmy bought me nothing for my birthday. So I bought him nothing. Simple. Now you know for next time, Bill. :hug:

Question for All - MarkyGman - 09-01-2004

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Question for All - Beaucephus - 09-01-2004

Make sure you throw one of your mortal enemies out of the window with her. That way you can make it look like it was someone raping the bitch and she just fell out by accident as collateral damage.

Question for All - leucetios - 09-01-2004

only works if your b'day is before your spouses Huh

Question for All - ClayRock - 09-01-2004

i don't really mind not getting anything for my birthday...but if you bought her rings that should automatically mean head shots for the entire year.

Now lets see what pepsi has to say, her views are always insightful :roll:

Question for All - Bill - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Sep 1 2004, 01:35 PM
Make sure you throw one of your mortal enemies out of the window with her. That way you can make it look like it was someone raping the bitch and she just fell out by accident as collateral damage.

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oh wow...could throw her and the X-wife out the window together....I think that gets me up to a 4th floor window!

Question for All - fermundacheese - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Sep 1 2004, 07:41 AM
If you bought your wife diamond earrings for her birthday, and she doesn't by you a damn thing for yours, does that give you enough cause to throw her ass outta a second story window? I mean legally...
edited to fix a typo, thanks VitE for pointing out yet one more failure of mine.

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She tell you why or did she just forget your birthday? Sounds like you should be able to get all the head you want for the next month or so...

The second story window may be a bit extreme.

:lmao:

Question for All - Bill - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by fermundacheese@Sep 1 2004, 01:50 PM
She tell you why or did she just forget your birthday?  Sounds like you should be able to get all the head you want for the next month or so...

The second story window may be a bit extreme.

:lmao:

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neither...she just does this shit outta spite...

Question for All - Neonranger - 09-01-2004

I got my girl a really nice 5 stone diamond ring for christmas a couple years ago and sh :wub: e got me a pistol for my birthday that year. Thats why I Love her :wub:

Question for All - snarg - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Sep 1 2004, 08:41 AM
If you bought your wife diamond earrings for her birthday, and she doesn't by you a damn thing for yours, does that give you enough cause to throw her ass outta a second story window? I mean legally...
edited to fix a typo, thanks VitE for pointing out yet one more failure of mine.

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hate to get serious here, but this seems to be an on-going theme with you bill
you and yer wifey need to sit down together and talk about the relationship
if you care about it, that is
sorry, that's all
:unsure:

Question for All - fermundacheese - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Sep 1 2004, 12:52 PM
neither...she just does this shit outta spite...

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In that case, start making your own dinner, going out when you want, and generally ignore the fact that she exists. It will drive her nuts and it sounds like she deserves it.

You could walk into the room when she's watching TV, grab the remote and switch the channel without saying anything. Stop at McDonald's or something and pick up food only for you. Go to bed a little early and, when she gets in with you, go into the other room.

The important thing: Never explain your behavior until she is enraged. Then, after she explodes, say "Remember the diamond earrings? Thanks for the present." Then turn around and walk out of the house.

:lol:

Question for All - asshat - 09-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by ClayRock+Sep 1 2004, 06:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ClayRock @ Sep 1 2004, 06:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i don't really mind not getting anything for my birthday...but if you bought her rings that should automatically mean head shots for the entire year.

Now lets see what pepsi has to say, her views are always insightful :roll:

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Question for All - Velvet - 09-01-2004

Next birthday or christmas present you get her Bill make it something for the kitchen and keep doing it till she learns to appreciate you a little more . A good old toaster or vaccum cleaner works wonders Wink

Question for All - mad_hatter - 09-02-2004

I say do the bitch doggy style and when she's not expecting it pull it out and stick it in her butt.