Man Laws - Printable Version

+- InsaneTrain Forums (https://insanetrain.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: General Forum (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: Man Laws (/showthread.php?tid=39628)

---

Man Laws - NinjaBassist - 12-19-2006

Man Law:

If another males fly is down dont say anything. That is his problem act like you never noticed.

---

Man Laws - NinjaBassist - 12-19-2006

Man Law:

If you ever find yourself walking in the middle of a sporting event it is fair to ask the score of the game but never who is winning.

---

Man Laws - NinjaBassist - 12-19-2006

Man Law:

When placed in a situation around hot women a man must always remain sober enough to fight.

---

Man Laws - NinjaBassist - 12-19-2006

Man Law:

Never allow a phone convesrsation with a women last longer than sex. Keep a stopwatch if needed hang up if necessary.

---

Man Laws - NinjaBassist - 12-19-2006

Man Law:

It is acceptable to for you to drive her car. Not for her to drive yours.

---

Man Laws - NinjaBassist - 12-19-2006

Man Law:

There is no reason to watch Ice skating or mens gymnastics ever.

---

Man Laws - NinjaBassist - 12-19-2006

Man Law:

A man never has to buy another man a birthday present of any sort. just remembering in a fellow friends birthday results in going to the strip club or the bar of your buddies choice.

---

Man Laws - Anhil8tor - 01-26-2008

some of flumps best work here:

---

Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-26-2008

This thread should pretty well sum up why Flumper > BIRD33

---

Man Laws - BIRD33 - 01-26-2008

This thread sucked balls.

---

Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-26-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:This thread sucked balls.

Man Law:

Never say "sucked balls". Only the flaming gays say that.

---

Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-28-2008

Good thread. I think. I didn't re-read it though.

---

Man Laws - quint - 08-28-2008

we could add barney's bro codes

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzJ_Sptlfg"]YouTube - How I Met Your Mother - Barney's Bro Code[/ame]

---

Man Laws - who - 08-29-2008

I guess it's all about whom does the bumping

---

Man Laws - Dagger - 08-29-2008

Proper use of whom over who.

---