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Hello Little Lolly - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:Okay no, not in my own goddamned thread. It's mine, s'got my name on it. No fail.
It was your chance to shine. In your own theard. Disappointing.
Hello Little Lolly - littlelolly - 08-14-2008
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:It was your chance to shine. In your own theard. Disappointing.
Okay but I hadn't done the correct research. I coulda just blatantly and mindlessly kissed your ass; but #1, that's not how I roll and #2, well that'd be just stupid. So instead, I deferred to a later time in which I can answer the request in an appropriate manner.
Fail REPELLED!
Hello Little Lolly - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:Okay but I hadn't done the correct research. I coulda just blatantly and mindlessly kissed your ass; but #1, that's not how I roll and #2, well that'd be just stupid. So instead, I deferred to a later time in which I can answer the request in an appropriate manner.
Fail REPELLED!
Good response. The Flumper gives you two thumbs up. For this you receive some unsolicited advice. Don't be afraid of BIRD33. He is a deep dick with issues (in his own words). I love you.
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:Well actually, it's kind of a run-on...but if that's the best you can do, that's totally okay. I'm not here to judge. Not in a general forum thread, anyhow.
Best I can do?I'm pretty sure I could make you commit suicide via your mouse cord if I felt like it.Remember you're the one thats heard of me not vice-versa.
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Good response. The Flumper gives you two thumbs up. For this you receive some unsolicited advice. Don't be afraid of BIRD33. He is a deep dick with issues (in his own words). I love you.
You'll be afraid for her.You're such a knight in shining armor to so many people on the internet.
Hello Little Lolly - littlelolly - 08-14-2008
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Good response. The Flumper gives you two thumbs up. For this you receive some unsolicited advice. Don't be afraid of BIRD33. He is a deep dick with issues (in his own words). I love you.
1. I bolded the most important parts, which I have also printed out and put on every bathroom mirror in my house for additional affirmation. Thank you.
2. I wasn't under the impression that I was afraid of Bird. My love handles, however, are terrified.
3. Really? A "deep dick with issues" spends 25 hours a day posting catty drivel and sad attempts at hardcoreness on the interwebs? Huh.
4. My activity level is at 27% now, which will make Anhil8tor quite happy. Unfortunately, this also means I have to slit my wrists in disgust.
5. Tell me again the part about how you're proud of me and glad I'm here and stuff. I'm kinda needy and don't get much attention.
BIRD33 Wrote:Best I can do?I'm pretty sure I could make you commit suicide via your mouse cord if I felt like it.Remember you're the one thats heard of me not vice-versa.1. Doubtful. I'd just log off. You should try it sometime.
2. I'm so totally okay with your second sentence. I'm beyond glad you've never heard of me. Please refer to my #4 above and try to connect the dots.
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:1. I bolded the most important parts, which I have also printed out and put on every bathroom mirror in my house for additional affirmation. Thank you.
2. I wasn't under the impression that I was afraid of Bird. My love handles, however, are terrified.
3. Really? A "deep dick with issues" spends 25 hours a day posting catty drivel and sad attempts at hardcoreness on the interwebs? Huh.
4. My activity level is at 27% now, which will make Anhil8tor quite happy. Unfortunately, this also means I have to slit my wrists in disgust.
5. Tell me again the part about how you're proud of me and glad I'm here and stuff. I'm kinda needy and don't get much attention.
Funny my sad attempts have registered so much attention in your brain.You fucking love me.
updated over\under 170.She'll blame it on what she ate recently.
Hello Little Lolly - littlelolly - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:Funny my sad attempts have registered so much attention in your brain.You fucking love me.Oh sweet spirit, you have mistakenly recognized me as someone with the capacity to register anything in her brain. I'm not that bright.
updated over\under 170.She'll blame it on what she ate recently.
Having said that, I do really adore you. For reals.
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:1. I bolded the most important parts, which I have also printed out and put on every bathroom mirror in my house for additional affirmation. Thank you.
2. I wasn't under the impression that I was afraid of Bird. My love handles, however, are terrified.
3. Really? A "deep dick with issues" spends 25 hours a day posting catty drivel and sad attempts at hardcoreness on the interwebs? Huh.
4. My activity level is at 27% now, which will make Anhil8tor quite happy. Unfortunately, this also means I have to slit my wrists in disgust.
5. Tell me again the part about how you're proud of me and glad I'm here and stuff. I'm kinda needy and don't get much attention.
1. Doubtful. I'd just log off. You should try it sometime.
2. I'm so totally okay with your second sentence. I'm beyond glad you've never heard of me. Please refer to my #4 above and try to connect the dots.
I'm at work you dumb fuck.I guess you really showed me.
Wow the person who doesnt think its cool to post here and tells me to log off has spent the last week here attention whoring.Either you're to cool to post here or not.
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
I guess her trying to cozy up to me in PM's has failed.
Hello Little Lolly - Banana - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:I guess her trying to cozy up to me in PM's has failed.
You should post it. I'd like to grade the effort.
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:1. I don't buy your schtick. I highly doubt you have issues.
2. I'm guessing in real life you're a pretty nice guy.
3. I forgot #3.
Is this your home board? I don't have one anymore and I'm kind of a one-board poster, so I'm looking for a new place to call home. Please don't misunderstand my last two sentences as an attempt to hit on you or be your friend. I'm purely on a fact-finding mission.
If I had a dime for every chick who sent me PM's trying to get on my good side here I'd have $1.60.
Hello Little Lolly - Jimmy - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:If I had a dime for every chick who sent me PM's trying to get on my good side here I'd have $1.60.
Am I on that list or is there a seperate one for dudes? Do you get a quarter for every dude? nickel?
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
Jimmy Wrote:Am I on that list or is there a seperate one for dudes? Do you get a quarter for every dude? nickel?
I don't remember you but that would have been awkward since you're wife is all over my jock.
Only the most pathetic or beaten down dudes PM me to make nice.The jist usually is "You really are a dick arent you
" or "good one, man".
Hello Little Lolly - Banana - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:If I had a dime for every chick who sent me PM's trying to get on my good side here I'd have $1.60.
Even odds that you sent her back an equally congenial response. Maybe post that?
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:1.Oh I've got issues but none that make me act like a dick. I just think its funny to get people riled up over a internet post.
2.I'm the nicest guy ever if I like you.
3.Its over 7".(we both know that was the question)
I know you want me badly but sorry honey I'm taken for the time being.Theres anti depressant drugs on the market that work wonders, FYI. This is the only bored I post at. It's slow but I don't really care that much anyway and I'm not really looking to make lasting friendships. The level of humor here is better than most.
It's a myth that I'm a mean guy.
Hello Little Lolly - littlelolly - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:I don't remember you but that would have been awkward since you're wife is all over my jock.*your. Again with the homophones. That's twice. For the record, you were one of many PMs I sent today. I added you to my list to see if you could hang, you big teddy bear.
Only the most pathetic or beaten down dudes PM me to make nice.The jist usually is "You really are a dick arent you
Hello Little Lolly - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:*your. Again with the homophones. That's twice. For the record, you were one of many PMs I sent today. I added you to my list to see if you could hang, you big teddy bear.
I'm homophonebic.
It had to be said.
Hello Little Lolly - littlelolly - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:I'm homophonebic.
It had to be said.
It was your chance to shine. In my very own thread. Disappointing.
Hello Little Lolly - leeman - 08-14-2008
littlelolly Wrote:It was your chance to shine. In my very own thread. Disappointing.
Hi Lolly!
How's life???