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Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
NEVER let a chick get you out of a fight. even if it is a situation that you would normally back down from, once she tries to pull you away you must stand your ground and either whip ass or take your beating. if she ever successfully pulls you away from an altercation she'll drag you right to the fucking shoe store
Man Laws - SanDog - 12-14-2006
Man Law: Choosing the automobiles is your job. If you allow the woman to pick the car, you will end up with strap on attached to the passenger seat, where you will obviously be sitting.
Man Laws - SanDog - 12-14-2006
Man Law: Men always drive. Unless they are drunk, drunk drivers are fags.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
no daquiries, no fruity mixers, and no specialty shots or other concoctions to mask the taste of the alcohol. if you need 4/5ths of a glass of cranberry juice to choke down your vodka, don't drink vodka you fucking pussy. liquor should be mixed only with water, be it tonic, soda, tap, or ice, if it must be mixed with anything at all. otherwise, stick to the wine coolers
Man Laws - Pong - 12-14-2006
Man Law: The only time you are allowed to order a Margarita is when at a Mexican restaurant. Ordering one while at any other place that serves alcohol will authorize the bartender to revoke your mancard.
Man Laws - PurpleHaze - 12-14-2006
what? Wrote:Man Law:I think I'm in love. :wub:
no daquiries, no fruity mixers, and no specialty shots or other concoctions to mask the taste of the alcohol. if you need 4/5ths of a glass of cranberry juice to choke down your vodka, don't drink vodka you fucking pussy. liquor should be mixed only with water, be it tonic, soda, tap, or ice, if it must be mixed with anything at all. otherwise, stick to the wine coolers
Man Laws - SanDog - 12-14-2006
Man Law: The only vegetables you order with steak are some kind of potato. If you want something green, eat a salad prior to the actual meal.
Man Laws - Sassy - 12-14-2006
SanDog Wrote:Man Law: The only vegetables you order with steak are some kind of potato. If you want something green, eat a salad prior to the actual meal.What is your credit card number?If I had
something green eat a salad prior to the actual meal
what would I do with it?
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
sex should be about her too. the number of orgasms she has should be roughly equivalent to the number you get. unless there's a game on
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Man Law:
Never order just a salad. You might as well ask the waiter if you can give him a blowjob behind the kitchen.
SanDog Wrote:Man Law: The only vegetables you order with steak are some kind of potato. If you want something green, eat a salad prior to the actual meal.
these would seem to be contradictory, but are not. if a salad comes with your meal, it is acceptable. however, dressing should never come on the side and you are only allowed to order salads named "house", "garden", or "ceasar". if you eat the entire salad, you better damn well eat the whole steak too, I don't give a flying fuck how full you are
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Don't learn how to make any drinks more complicated than scotch and water. If anyone is ever at your house and orders anything that requires more knowledge than that, you know he's a fag and needs to leave.
Man Laws - SanDog - 12-14-2006
what? Wrote:Man Law:
sex should be about her too. the number of orgasms she has should be roughly equivalent to the number you get. unless there's a game on
Was there a gun to your head when you wrote this? A cock in your ass?
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
jockey shorts should not be confused with swimwear. you fatassed european perverts know what I'm talking about. ditch the fucking speedos
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Don't drink bloody mary's, even in the morning. You might as well be sucking on a maxi pad.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
SanDog Wrote:Was there a gun to your head when you wrote this? A cock in your ass?
PH said she thinks she's in love with me, I'm trying to close the deal. I thought the "unless there's a game on" throw in would protect me from ridicule ><
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Contact at least one past conquest every month. You might get lucky and find one that is going through a difficult time and is very vulnerable and you can knock off a chunk before she figures out you really don't care about her or her problems.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
if an opportunity to have sex with two women simultaneously presents itself, you must take it - regardless of the level of attractiveness of either or both of the girls and even if you have an opportunity for a 1 on 1 with a hotter chick. 2 deuces beats an Ace in every card game that matters
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
no man shall own or possess a dog that looks like this:
![[Image: Maltesepeanutpup20.jpg]](http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images2/Maltesepeanutpup20.jpg)
it looks like a friggin' feather duster with a pink bow.
Man Laws - Pong - 12-14-2006
Man Law: If someone challenges you to arm wrestling, you must accept the challenge, even if it's clear you will lose. Whenever you lose, you must use the excuse that they cheated.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-15-2006
Man Law:
After having sex with a girl for the first time, ask her "So, what do you keep for the guys to wipe their dicks off with?". Then laugh and say, "I'm just kidding".