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Ruckus - 04-19-2006
IBHung Wrote:I registered because retards are amusing.
Hi I'm Ruckus.
spork and bew - IBHung - 04-19-2006
Ruckus Wrote:Hi I'm Ruckus.
Hi Ruckus.
Want to nuzzle my taint?
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Ruckus - 04-19-2006
IBHung Wrote:Hi Ruckus.
Want to nuzzle my taint?
Sure, with some lighterfuid. You're not as nice here as you are on other boards. Why's that?
spork and bew - IBHung - 04-19-2006
Ruckus Wrote:Sure, with some lighterfuid. You're not as nice here as you are on other boards. Why's that?
You might have me confused with someone else.
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Ruckus - 04-19-2006
IBHung Wrote:You might have me confused with someone else.
Are you saying you're not BigRedRetard?
spork and bew - IBHung - 04-19-2006
Ruckus Wrote:Are you saying you're not BigRedRetard?
Who?
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BIRD33 - 04-19-2006
IBHung Wrote:I had to attend to real life. I know this is foreign to you so I'll excuse your ignorance. Still smarting over the BEW feud?
Would you say I baited you into this reply?If so is it funny?
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minorthreat - 04-20-2006
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Well there you have it spork. Even the fucking korean retard cant make sense of what youre trying to say.
Rach!
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SporK - 04-20-2006
Bill Wrote:Dood you're a real pussy fart and I'm sure your day planner reads like my bookmarks.
The Spork doesn't have nor need a day planner you fucking jerkoff. The Spork's life cannot be predicted.
-Spork
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Belle - 04-20-2006
Can someone give me the Cliffs Notes?
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Oli-dogg - 04-21-2006
SporK Wrote:P.s. I'm also a local celebrity.
Sure, you even have a new phrase named after you -
Sporktard:
1. A person with a mental deficiency, super retarded.
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
3. When your best just isn't good enough.
"I tried but I'm such a Sporktard"
4. Failed author with unpublished works unable to obtain a book deal.
5. Slang for a homosexual.
Yep, the shit you do is legendary.
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Oli-dogg - 04-21-2006
Dim Phuc Wrote:Harro mother beeches. You be need transrato?
Translate this.....
Dim Phuc was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?"
The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
Dim Phuc says, "Fluc you white guys too"
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BIRD33 - 04-21-2006
Oli-dogg Wrote:Sure, you even have a new phrase named after you -
Sporktard:
1. A person with a mental deficiency, super retarded.
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
3. When your best just isn't good enough. "I tried but I'm such a Sporktard"
4. Failed author with unpublished works unable to obtain a book deal.
5. Slang for a homosexual.
Yep, the shit you do is legendary.
I'm sorry.It might be the language translation but this shit sucks.
spork and bew - Raiden - 04-21-2006
well ayou know how the fukkin limey convicts are with their talk
blar blar yar rugby fostuhs
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Oli-dogg - 04-21-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:I'm sorry.It might be the language translation but this shit sucks.
I'd give an explanation but all you need to do is take a look at Spork and you'll understand.
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Oli-dogg - 04-21-2006
Raiden Wrote:well ayou know how the fukkin limey convicts are with their talk
blar blar yar rugby fostuhs
Iâll assume youâre a Bud drinker, or something of equally low alcoholic contentâ¦
Q. Why is drinking Budweiser like making love in a canoe?
A: Because both are fucking close to water!
When you mentioned Fosters, thatâs when you lost-us
We export that shit - we donât drink it, we tossed-it
Exported to yanks, who want a drink from Down Under
Do we sell Fosters here? .....I seriously wonder
Your comment was a blunder, uneducated and queer
(But I might take Fosters over Yank âweak-as-pissâ beer)
Iâm not insulted ya hear? Itâs not degradinâ so save-âem
What are you raidinâ Raiden? Is it Buds butt youâre invadinâ?
With your nut-sack all shaven, get some hair on your balls
Leave the real beer for men, shhhhhâ¦I hear your frogs call
Before you could crawl, there were convicts and chains
Our lyrical whips and brains, will shoot you down in flames
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 04-21-2006
Rap battles are gay as fuck to begin with. When you type it out on the web it just looks like your writing poems to argue with each other, and I dont think I need to explain how fucking gay that is.
spork and bew - Raiden - 04-21-2006
ghey
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Oli-dogg - 04-22-2006
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Rap battles are gay as fuck to begin with. When you type it out on the web it just looks like your writing poems to argue with each other, and I dont think I need to explain how fucking gay that is.
I don't argue when I battle, knob-jockey - I slaughter fools. If I wanted to hear from a GayDonkeydonk or whatever the fuck you are, I would have e-slapped the dick out your mouth first.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 04-24-2006
Oli-dogg Wrote:I don't argue when I battle, knob-jockey - I slaughter fools. If I wanted to hear from a GayDonkeydonk or whatever the fuck you are, I would have e-slapped the dick out your mouth first.
Yep, still sounds gay.