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Anybody heard of Gilead Sciences, Inc. - SanDog - 03-29-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:We used to catch huge carp when I was a kid. You gotta have 20 or 30 lb test line, huge treble hooks, lots of lead weights. You just cast the weighted treble hook across where the carp are, then let it sink, then start jerking it toward you. Reel a little, then jerk hard, reel, jerk hard, until you snag one. Then hold on as you fight that fucker to the bank. Then you throw it up on the bank and let it die.

If you want to eat them, you can. They are hard to prepare and take a while. The best way is to get a cedar board and season it with olive oil, lemon pepper and garlic salt, then wrap the fish in basil, honey and lemon juice and marinate for one day. Unwrap the fish and set it on the board and place in heavy sunlight. Let sit for 8 hours and then refrigerate. Next day return to the sunlight. After 8 hours, throw the fish away and eat the board. Bon apetite!

That is one of my all time favorite fishing jokes....

We used to go after the carp when we were kids, because they were the biggest fish we saw. We gave them to the minorities that were fishing around us....

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Anybody heard of Gilead Sciences, Inc. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-22-2006

This turned into a carp fishing theard.

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