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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
what? Wrote:Man Law:
NOTHING goes in your ass. I'm talking to you Mich.
Absolutely. This needs to be Man Law #1. If they find a cure for a cancer you have just been diagnosed with and that cure comes in suppository form, then make out your will and make the funeral arrangements like a man.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Sub-paragraph to the wash cloth rule: you are not allowed to use separate conditioner when washing your hair. 2 in 1 shampoos are acceptable but only if it costs less than 5 bucks a bottle. you should not intentionally be trying to add body or shine to your hair
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Learn to blow smoke rings even if you don't smoke. Girls will suck your dick in church if they know you can blow a smoke ring.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Absolutely. This needs to be Man Law #1. If they find a cure for a cancer you have just been diagnosed with and that cure comes in suppository form, then make out your will and make the funeral arrangements like a man.
if you are prescribed suppositories by a doctor, you shouldn't even fill the prescription. just charge back into the office a week later and tell that sonuvabitch that you "took every Goddammed one of these fuckers and for all the good they did me I might has well been shoving 'em up my ass!" and then punch him in the face
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Don't carry a comb around with you. You are only allowed to comb your hair once in the morning. Pulling out a comb in public will bait in the fags faster than chumming for shark.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
If you don't know how to pronounce something on a menu, don't try. Just point at it when they ask you what you'd like.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
if you're going to wear a pink shirt, you better be damn sure you can whip the ass of any man who might say shit to you about it
Man Laws - Sassy - 12-14-2006
what? Wrote:Man Law:Cool, man. All of them?
if you're going to wear a pink shirt, you better be damn sure you can whip the ass of any man who might say shit to you about it
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Sassy Wrote:Cool, man. All of them?
every last fucking one
Man Laws - Sassy - 12-14-2006
what? Wrote:every last fucking oneThat is a generalization.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Never ask anyone for help when ordering something to eat. If you have to ask someone what you should order, then they'll assume you will be asking them to wipe your hiney in the Little Boy's Room later.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Sassy Wrote:That is a generalization.
it's a rule without any exceptions, not a generalization
Man Laws - Pong - 12-14-2006
Man Law: Add-on to what?'s - You may only own a pink article on the premise that you did not purchase it but rather received it as a gift. It should be stored in the back of the closet, bottom drawer or anywhere else that it's not visable without searching.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Don't be afraid to throw trash out of your truck window. Its not really that big of a deal. If its paper, it will probably just rot away. If its a can, then someone will probably be glad to pick it up later.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
never go out to eat with other men anywhere that has a dress code. whereever you go should serve wings and beer. you don't have to make your meal solely off of wings and beer, although this is perfectly acceptable, but they should be part of the fare. if you have to put on a jacket to go out to eat with your buddies, you might as well pre-lube your ass for expediency after the meal
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Don't recycle. The whole concept of recycling was conceived at a gay pride convention.
Man Laws - Pong - 12-14-2006
Man Law: At least once in your life you must do all of the following - Crush a can on your forehead, grow a beard and shoot a gun.
Man Laws - Pong - 12-14-2006
Man Law: Never use an umbrella.
Man Laws - Sassy - 12-14-2006
Pong Wrote:Man Law: Never use an umbrella.Cool, man. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Man Laws - SanDog - 12-14-2006
Man Law- Always make an attempt to pick up the tab, even if you know someone else is paying. Free is good, but not making an attempt makes you look like a loser.