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Valentines Day - BIRD33 - 01-28-2010
leucifer Wrote:Did you mention to her that that doesn't affect her mouth?
I just masturbated while looking at her through the bay window when she was pulling out of my driveway.
Valentines Day - leucifer - 01-28-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:I just masturbated while looking at her through the bay window when she was pulling out of my driveway.
Are you that guy that got arrested for standing nude in his own house in front of his front window?
Valentines Day - Banana - 01-28-2010
Why can't people just spend time together for Valentine's Day? A dinner and a movie, no fuss. I'll put this on recored, Jimmy.
Also: sex. Also on record.
Valentines Day - leucifer - 01-28-2010
Banana Wrote:Why can't people just spend time together for Valentine's Day? A dinner and a movie, no fuss. I'll put this on recored, Jimmy.
Also: sex. Also on record.
Does anywhere even sell records anymore? Maybe you should join us in 2010 and have sex on a CD, or better yet, an iPad.
Valentines Day - Jimmy - 01-28-2010
Banana Wrote:Also: sex. Also on record.
with each other?
Valentines Day - Banana - 01-28-2010
I don't have sex while I'm on the iPad.
Valentines Day - Banana - 01-28-2010
Jimmy Wrote:with each other?
Unless you wanted to invite my sister.
Valentines Day - leucifer - 01-28-2010
Banana Wrote:I don't have sex while I'm on the iPad.
Were you at Bird's house the other night?
Valentines Day - Banana - 01-28-2010
No, he took out a restraining order.
Valentines Day - leucifer - 01-28-2010
Banana Wrote:No, he took out a restraining order.
Wow. Touchy, isn't he?
Valentines Day - BIRD33 - 01-28-2010
I'm getting my girlfriend one of those tree air fresheners for valentines day.
Valentines Day - BIRD33 - 01-28-2010
leucifer Wrote:Wow. Touchy, isn't he?
In truth she just can't get her head through the door.
Valentines Day - Banana - 01-28-2010
COMPLETELY UNRELATED, Jimmy - I found out how much it would cost to get a new wedding band.
Valentines Day - leucifer - 01-28-2010
Banana Wrote:COMPLETELY UNRELATED, Jimmy - I found out how much it would cost to get a new wedding band.
My two cents: Go with an 80s Cover Band.
Valentines Day - leucifer - 01-28-2010
Jimmy Wrote:but the old one still plays good tunes. maybe just new guitar strings.
Jimmy and I finish each others ...
Valentines Day - Banana - 01-28-2010
Jimmy Wrote:but the old one still plays good tunes. maybe just new guitar strings.
For that price, you are absolutely correct.
Valentines Day - Jimmy - 01-28-2010
leucifer Wrote:Jimmy and I finish each others ...
I deleted mine. Second place is the first loser. No one likes the lightning, only the thunder.
Valentines Day - Banana - 01-28-2010
leucifer Wrote:Jimmy and I finish each others ...
I'll leave you two alone now.
Valentines Day - leucifer - 01-28-2010
He left me hanging...
Valentines Day - BIRD33 - 01-28-2010
I'm sorry to here they are divorcing.