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Write a letter to someone - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-24-2007

Dear Female Poker Players,

Stop playing. When they come up with a way to gamble on doing the laundry, then you can join in.

Thanks.

Write a letter to someone - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-24-2007

Dear Gun Control Nutjobs,

Did you ever think that if people could carry handguns, those kids wouldn't have had to sit around in those classrooms waiting to be shot the other day?

Thanks.

Write a letter to someone - BIRD33 - 04-24-2007

Dear NRA nuts,

It's a good thing everyone has a handgun in philly otherwise we wouldnt have made 125 murders by april.


Keep it real,


BIRD33

Write a letter to someone - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-24-2007

Dear Presidential Candidates,

Call me and I'll tell you if it is worth your time raising money and compaigning.

Thanks.


PS 'sup Newt?

Write a letter to someone - BIRD33 - 04-24-2007

Dear guy I had to have dinner with last night,


I don't care about your kids.Judging by you they're probably total queers destined to marry a fat pig or another dude.


Thanks for the business,


BIRD33

Write a letter to someone - Blondie - 04-24-2007

Dear hidden users,

We see you.

Sin,

The rest of the forum

Write a letter to someone - Banana - 04-24-2007

Dear Telelmarketer,

I don't care if you are a single dad and able to contribute to a cause you care about. I neither care, nor do I sympathize. Perhaps if you were a self-righteous dick, you wouldn't be a single dad. Either way, I'm going to spend my money on my family, not some random charity I know nothing about. Also, it doesn't help your case when you say you are a "paid solicitor." Tell ya what, you contribute your earnings from today if you support the cause so fucking much.

Piss off
Banana

Write a letter to someone - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-24-2007

Dear Electronic Gizmo Sales People,

If the shit you are selling is so great, then why fucking ask me after I'm checking out if I need the extended warranty? We all know that is some scam that you make a percentage off of. You just spent 20 minutes telling me how great this fucking thing is and now you are telling me I need insurance for when it fucks up? Who thought up this stupid marketing idea?

Thanks.

Write a letter to someone - Blondie - 04-24-2007

Dear ITer who shall remain nameless,

Contribute more than a ptty post every three days so you'll be in a better position to tell others what and how to contibute.

Thanks, your pal,

Blondie

Write a letter to someone - lookout below - 04-24-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Dear Parking Lot Designers,

When is the last time you saw 75 handicapped people go to a Walmart at the same time? Its fucking ridiculous. You have to park a half mile away to walk through the empty handicap spots right outside the fucking door.

Thanks.

Dear Americans with Disabilities Act,

Quit giving parking lot designers a bad name with your looney regulations.


Happy wheelchairing,

LOB