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Man Laws - SanDog - 12-14-2006
Man Law: Never do the champange room if you are picking up the tab. If someone else offers to pay, then go it.
Man Laws - Sassy - 12-14-2006
SanDog Wrote:Man Law: Never do the champange room if you are picking up the tab. If someone else offers to pay, then go it.Cool, man. Are all Law Never do the champange room if you picking up the tab?Does anyone ever really else offers to pay then go it?
Man Laws - Anhil8tor - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
The Point Man Owes The "WING MAN" One Beer For Every 15 Pounds Over-Weight The Blocker is. Similar standards may be set for levels of ugliness.
Man Laws - Pong - 12-14-2006
Man Law: You are not allowed to volunteer to be the designated driver. You may be nominated or elected into the position but never offer to not drink while everyone else is.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Don't drive an economy car and especially not a car that gets more than 20 mpg. You might as well be driving around with a siren and a sign that says, "Will suck dick for free".
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
If you take beer to someone's house to watch a game, never take any of that beer home. It makes you look poor.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
If you set a beer down and later you can't remember which beer is yours, get a new one. Its better to waste beer than to be french kissing some other dude at the party by drinking his beer.
Man Laws - SanDog - 12-14-2006
Man Law- Colors should never be described as anything but their primary name. Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Brown, White, Black, Orange. Everything else is gay.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Never talk to a woman after sex unless you are helping her to get her things so she can leave. Otherwise, she'll know you are a fag and were probably fantasizing about getting raped by the Oakland Raiders while you were doing her.
Man Laws - Sassy - 12-14-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Man Law:Cool, man. Are all LawNever talk to a woman after sex unless you helping her to get her things so she can leave?In that case: I think there might be a few exception.
Never talk to a woman after sex unless you are helping her to get her things so she can leave. Otherwise, she'll know you are a fag and were probably fantasizing about getting raped by the Oakland Raiders while you were doing her.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
If your wife ever calls you at work, tell her you are busy no matter what you are doing. She'll forget about whatever it was by the time you get home.
Man Laws - Pong - 12-14-2006
Man Law: If someone is handing out cigars, you must take one and smoke it. Otherwise you will be considered a sissy.
Man Laws - PurpleHaze - 12-14-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Its better to waste beer...
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Man Law:
Men don't drink beer from a glass. Only straight from the bottle or can.
I know the draught exception is just understood, but let's get it on the books.
similarly, never use coozies. if it takes you so long to drink a beer that you need an insulator to keep it from getting warm, you might as well be drinking wine coolers. fuck, if you can't drink warm beer you probably suck dick in an icebox to chill the semen anyway
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
leeman Wrote:A good man never let his fellow drunk man walk home with an ugly chick.
what sandog said
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
PurpleHaze Wrote:I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
2,217,695,334strdth
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Man Law:
Men don't use bottle openers. Men use their class rings or a table top or some other cool way to open a bottle.
damn fucking right. I could probably open a bottle with a ritz cracker if I had to. but I usually just bite the cap off
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
If a woman can't cook something as good as your mother, she needs to hear it. Rewarding substandard performance is gay.
Man Laws - what? - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
NOTHING goes in your ass. I'm talking to you Mich.
Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006
Man Law:
Never use a wash cloth. Only a bar of soap and your hands. A washcloth might have been the same one you or some other man washed his dick with. If you touch that washcloth, then you might as well be deep throating him in a mardi gras parade.