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Can a mod please tell me - BODE - 03-29-2005

bdic Wrote:I call bullshit. You couldn't smack your way out of a soggy panty liner.


This isn't our fight day, bitch. Shut the fuck up, or I'll strangle you with your mom's clit.

Can a mod please tell me - bdic - 03-29-2005

BODE Wrote:This isn't our fight day, bitch. Shut the fuck up, or I'll strangle you with your mom's clit.


Sorry, dawg. ED here.

Can a mod please tell me - Jimmy - 03-29-2005

Zing.

Sincerely,
NinjaBassist.

:roll:

Can a mod please tell me - BODE - 03-29-2005

bdic Wrote:Sorry, dawg. ED here.


No prob. I've been a little on edge today. You know how that goes.

Can a mod please tell me - snarg - 03-29-2005

did you guys get the fresh towels yet??

Can a mod please tell me - asshat - 03-29-2005

BODE Wrote:This isn't our fight day, bitch. Shut the fuck up, or I'll strangle you with your mom's clit.

I threw up just a little bit in my mouth. Right in the back.

Can a mod please tell me - BODE - 03-30-2005

Asshat Wrote:I threw up just a little bit in my mouth. Right in the back.

Was it one of those deals where a small chunk pops out and sticks to the roof of your mouth? And then you have to make that sound like you're clearing a popcorn kernal out of the back of your throat just to clear it, and it pops out in plain view for everybody to see?

And then the women go "eeeeeeewwwwwwwww", and the guys say "god damn"?

Understand. It's a lost day for me if that doesn't happen at least 3 or 9 times.

Can a mod please tell me - asshat - 03-30-2005

BODE Wrote:Was it one of those deals where a small chunk pops out and sticks to the roof of your mouth? And then you have to make that sound like you're clearing a popcorn kernal out of the back of your throat just to clear it, and it pops out in plain view for everybody to see?

And then the women go "eeeeeeewwwwwwwww", and the guys say "god damn"?

Understand. It's a lost day for me if that doesn't happen at least 3 or 9 times.
I was talking to a man in a business setting one time and while he was talking some white thing flew out of his mouth sort of in my direction. It wasn't spit, it was more like a small piece of skin or something, maybe some breakfast food that had been hung to a tooth. Anyhoo, when it happened, it was kind of like slow motion and both of our eyes locked on it as it came sort of toward the right side of my face. I made a very slight shift to the left to make sure that it cleared my face and immediately went back to eye contact with him. I tried to make my dodge ever so slight that it would not draw attention to my awareness of the attack.

He never stopped talking during the entire thing, but he kept his eye contact on the flying food particle a fraction of a second longer than mine. I felt reasonably certain that he was unaware of my knowledge of the whole event. Time was traveling infinitely slowly during this whole ordeal.

So, then we spent the remaining 10 minutes trying to act like nothing had happened and carrying on our obviously awkward conversation. I think that the little projectile was on my shoulder because he continued to glance in that direction as we spoke. I never found anything on my shirt later.

Can a mod please tell me - leucetios - 03-30-2005

leeman Wrote:Well I own this site ...

hmmm Confusedcratch:

could you palese point me the way to that palce...

we haven't given you access to the lounge yet, sorry :ph34r:

Can a mod please tell me - BODE - 03-30-2005

Asshat Wrote:I was talking to a man in a business setting one time and while he was talking some white thing flew out of his mouth sort of in my direction. It wasn't spit, it was more like a small piece of skin or something, maybe some breakfast food that had been hung to a tooth. Anyhoo, when it happened, it was kind of like slow motion and both of our eyes locked on it as it came sort of toward the right side of my face. I made a very slight shift to the left to make sure that it cleared my face and immediately went back to eye contact with him. I tried to make my dodge ever so slight that it would not draw attention to my awareness of the attack.

He never stopped talking during the entire thing, but he kept his eye contact on the flying food particle a fraction of a second longer than mine. I felt reasonably certain that he was unaware of my knowledge of the whole event. Time was traveling infinitely slowly during this whole ordeal.

So, then we spent the remaining 10 minutes trying to act like nothing had happened and carrying on our obviously awkward conversation. I think that the little projectile was on my shoulder because he continued to glance in that direction as we spoke. I never found anything on my shirt later.

You should have done 1 of 2 things:

1. Bought him a new Chevrolet (model not important)
2. Cut his cock off and thrown it to a passing goose


Something should have been done. Rack you for maintaining the flow of the conversation, though.

Can a mod please tell me - snarg - 03-30-2005

fascinating
asshat goes into the famed "zone" to avoid an alien projectile
maybe you could go there and beat the ghey tennis coach at his own game
that would give you BODE


Confusednarg:

Can a mod please tell me - asshat - 03-30-2005

snarg Wrote:fascinating
asshat goes into the famed "zone" to avoid an alien projectile
maybe you could go there and beat the ghey tennis coach at his own game
that would give you BODE


Confusednarg:

The whole reason why we came up with this alphabet thing was so that we could place letters together to form words and then assemble those words in such an order as to convey an intelligible thought. please resubmit.

Can a mod please tell me - snarg - 03-30-2005

:roll:
i think we all know better
hope your recovery goes well