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what? - 01-19-2005
Banana Wrote:During is good. :d
Check your PMs. I tried to pull all the hair back so you could see the full 4 inches. I'm spent, going to bed.
Working on my smack - Banana - 01-19-2005
what? Wrote:Check your PMs. I tried to pull all the hair back so you could see the full 4 inches. I'm spent, going to bed.
Thanks, dude. :$
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snarg - 01-19-2005
what? Wrote:help? I'm no good at this...
is
help? one of yer trools??
inquiring minds want to know

narg:
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snarg - 01-19-2005
what? Wrote:You're probably right, everyone seems to like me. I'm doing really well in the newbie of the month thread, probably better now that ElTaco shit the bed.
yer correct, what?, you
were doin well, till this theard

narg:
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asshat - 01-19-2005
I like Mister Blisterfist. Saw that a day or two ago on another site. But I am more into humorus smack as opposed to "i'm gonna kick your ass on the internet" smack.
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asshat - 01-19-2005
If I need to use "smegma connoisseur" can I pay you some points? I was thinking that one might be worth 2 or 3 points.
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cLaY - 01-19-2005
copied smack is lame...talk shit on the fly, its always the most effective.
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TomFoolery - 01-19-2005
cLaY Wrote:copied smack is lame...talk shit on the fly, its always the most effective.
Sincerely,
The dude who is 1/4 part TF, 1/4 part VitE, 1/4 part MT, and 1/4 part WB
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cLaY - 01-19-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:Sincerely,
The dude who is 1/4 part TF, 1/4 part VitE, 1/4 part MT, and 1/4 part WB
No
Working on my smack - Eltaco - 01-19-2005
What? Are you serious? Look, I know that people say that 'Admitting your problem is your first step to a solution' but lets just say that in the game of smack, practice makes perfect and the way things stand right now, you couldn't smack Clay's ass if she bent over and let you, never mind running smack on a high class group like The Troll Army and its Generals. There now is the time when you move on to the 'Practice makes perfect' and while I see that you've been trying to practice, from one smack master wannabe to another, you seem to be fluttering like a fish out of water. More on that later though.
I'd say your best bet might be to stick with trying to steal points from new members, like you tried on my first day here, or maybe you could just move to a more feminine board, like The village Place where you can smack middle-aged mothers on par with fem and her intelligence around all day long, unless of course they ban you in which case I recommend you just turn off your computer and crawl back into bed.
-ET
(Incidentally, I think someone already took the credit for foreskin connoisseur, unless of course you were going for the miss spelled version)
Working on my smack - Beaucephus - 01-19-2005
Internet smack is for pussies. I have always found true gratification in smashing a smart ass's fucking teeth out of their head with my fists then repeatedly kicking them after they are down. Now that's satisfaction. :d
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snarg - 01-19-2005
i think bobo is onto something here

narg:
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what? - 01-19-2005
Beaucephus Wrote:Internet smack is for pussies. I have always found true gratification in smashing a smart ass's fucking teeth out of their head with my fists then repeatedly kicking them after they are down. Now that's satisfaction. :d
I didn't realize this was an option. Fuckin IN! (for getting my teeth smashed outta my head and then being repeatedly kicked while I'm down).
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asshat - 01-19-2005
Eltaco Wrote:What? Are you serious? Look, I know that people say that 'Admitting your problem is your first step to a solution' but lets just say that in the game of smack, practice makes perfect and the way things stand right now, you couldn't smack Clay's ass if she bent over and let you, never mind running smack on a high class group like The Troll Army and its Generals. There now is the time when you move on to the 'Practice makes perfect' and while I see that you've been trying to practice, from one smack master wannabe to another, you seem to be fluttering like a fish out of water. More on that later though.
I'd say your best bet might be to stick with trying to steal points from new members, like you tried on my first day here, or maybe you could just move to a more feminine board, like The village Place where you can smack middle-aged mothers on par with fem and her intelligence around all day long, unless of course they ban you in which case I recommend you just turn off your computer and crawl back into bed.
-ET
(Incidentally, I think someone already took the credit for foreskin connoisseur, unless of course you were going for the miss spelled version)
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BIRD33 - 01-19-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:Sincerely,
The dude who is 1/4 part TF, 1/4 part VitE, 1/4 part MT, and 1/4 part WB
this would make someone 100% homo right?
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TomFoolery - 01-19-2005
BIRD33 Wrote:this would make someone 100% homo right?
User: Bird33
Activity: Viewing all posts from TomFoolery, minorthreat, VitaminE, and wyldbill
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snarg - 01-19-2005
Asshat Wrote:![[Image: meltedcomputer.jpg]](http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/fullsize/meltedcomputer.jpg)
does it still work??

narg:
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BIRD33 - 01-19-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:User: Bird33
Activity: Viewing all posts from TomFoolery, minorthreat, VitaminE, and wyldbill
Ok now give me the punch line.
Working on my smack - Eltaco - 01-20-2005
Asshat Wrote:![[Image: meltedcomputer.jpg]](http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/fullsize/meltedcomputer.jpg)
Nice. But I think for someone to melt, they had to be smacked first, or at least the target of smack.
-ET
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asshat - 01-20-2005
Eltaco Wrote:Nice. But I think for someone to melt, they had to be smacked first, or at least the target of smack.
-ET
I would have thought the same thing. Who knew?