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What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Undeadcannibal - 01-07-2005

UDC's chances of getting laid by...

human: .000006%
animal(willing): 1%
animal(rape): 90%
Inanimate object: 100%


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - snarg - 01-07-2005

Devious Wrote:Indeed.

good luck

the birth of my daughter was the greatest moment of my life, bar none

Confusednarg:


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - leeman - 01-07-2005

uhmm like 100% ...

Everynight ....


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Sassy - 01-07-2005

leeman Wrote:uhmm like 100% ...

Everynight ....
What time is it there?
How do you usually introduce yourself?


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Michman - 01-07-2005

Devious Wrote:100% getting laid tonight and the rest of the week. Dev's trying to make little dev's!!!


No wonder your never here


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Jdub - 01-07-2005

I didn't see it coming, but yeah!! I got balls deep last night!!


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Bill - 01-07-2005

update: I slept on the couch last night, so that would be a no nookie for me. Tonight is looking better, she's actually talking to me again today.


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - PurpleHaze - 01-07-2005

I wanted my husband to sleep on the couch last night too!! He wouldn't though.


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - cLaY - 01-07-2005

Purple_Haze Wrote:I wanted my husband to sleep on the couch last night too!! He wouldn't though.

Will you be able to get him to sleep on the couch while I stay over?


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Bill - 01-07-2005

well the bitch wasn't talking to me. and I know she cann't get a good nights sleep without me beside her. so I said fuck it and pulled up some real estate on the sofa. this morning she asked why I didn't come to be, and I told her it was too cold for me in there last night.


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Anhil8tor - 01-07-2005

*Update*

well, I wasn't going to bring it up... but we ended up watching Anchorman. After that I was tired...

tonight.. 100% I will get laid


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - CT280 - 01-07-2005

that movie any good, 8?


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Anhil8tor - 01-07-2005

its alright... hit has its good points.

its not one that i laughed all the way through... but if you like farrells movies you will like this one.

On my rating scale (out of 5)

Old School = 4
Anchorman = 3

help?


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - CT280 - 01-07-2005

yep. i'll probably check it out. i'm all about instant gratification, so it'll be cool. thanks.


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Banana - 01-07-2005

Update: I was 100% correct in my initial prediction.


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - insanetrainchic - 01-07-2005

Like if I need to answer.....:roll:


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Jdub - 01-07-2005

And tonight better be pretty good or she's sleeping in the yard!!!! :mad:


What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight... - Beaucephus - 01-07-2005

Well first thing this morning I was running about 10% but we closed on a home equity loan today, putting the bank acct up by about 500%. Therefore my chances of this evening are lifted to apporx 40%. I would have went higher than 40 but it is really dependent upon when the kids go to sleep. :|