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If you were to have sex with food.... - Velvet - 06-15-2004

thought you would be more the rock melon type guy :p :lmao:

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If you were to have sex with food.... - mutation - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Jun 14 2004, 08:31 PM
thought you would be more the rock melon type guy :p :lmao:

Stop saying melons, it gets me all excited. :lmf:

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If you were to have sex with food.... - Velvet - 06-15-2004

Mmmmm honeydew :lmao:

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If you were to have sex with food.... - mutation - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Jun 14 2004, 08:36 PM
Mmmmm honeydew  :lmao:

:lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf:

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If you were to have sex with food.... - xoxmelxox - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by fem@Jun 14 2004, 07:01 PM
umm...I guess the most obvious one:

Cucumber..... :blink:  :lol:

haha me too

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If you were to have sex with food.... - mutation - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox+Jun 14 2004, 08:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xoxmelxox @ Jun 14 2004, 08:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-fem@Jun 14 2004, 07:01 PM
umm...I guess the most obvious one:

Cucumber..... :blink:&nbsp; :lol:

haha me too [/b][/quote]
So that make 2 ladies that enjoy cucumbers. I'm shocked. :p

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If you were to have sex with food.... - Suicide Jim - 06-15-2004

a melon seems like it would be nice even if it would be a bit cold.

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If you were to have sex with food.... - leeman - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Suicide Jim@Jun 15 2004, 03:11 PM
a melon seems like it would be nice even if it would be a bit cold.

Jim ... You forgett....



Microwave

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If you were to have sex with food.... - Suicide Jim - 06-15-2004

yes but by the time the inside was nice and warm the outside would be scalding hot.

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If you were to have sex with food.... - leeman - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Suicide Jim@Jun 15 2004, 03:16 PM
yes but by the time the inside was nice and warm the outside would be scalding hot.

Hmmmm Long time hotwater bath ....

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If you were to have sex with food.... - Beaucephus - 06-15-2004

At times I could make love to this..........


:blink:

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If you were to have sex with food.... - VitaminE - 06-15-2004

Does my cat qualify as food?

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If you were to have sex with food.... - leeman - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Jun 15 2004, 03:18 PM
Does my cat qualify as food?

Mmm . Yes ....

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If you were to have sex with food.... - VitaminE - 06-15-2004

whew, for a second there I was worried that having sex with a cat would be viewed as odd.

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If you were to have sex with food.... - Suicide Jim - 06-15-2004

so long as you're not hurting it, it's perfectly fine.

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If you were to have sex with food.... - VitaminE - 06-15-2004

he's never complained....


wait does having sex with a male cat make me gay?

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If you were to have sex with food.... - Suicide Jim - 06-15-2004

let's just leave that question to the philosophers.

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If you were to have sex with food.... - lad - 06-15-2004

i reckon apple pie would feel just like the inside of a birds slug

so i vote apple pie :drool:

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If you were to have sex with food.... - Banana - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by britishlad@Jun 15 2004, 07:16 PM
i reckon apple pie would feel just like the inside of a birds slug

so i vote apple pie&nbsp; :drool:

Don't act like you haven't tried it.

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If you were to have sex with food.... - lad - 06-15-2004

Quote:Originally posted by iamabanana+Jun 15 2004, 07:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(iamabanana @ Jun 15 2004, 07:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-britishlad@Jun 15 2004, 07:16 PM
i reckon apple pie would feel just like the inside of a birds slug

so i vote apple pie&nbsp; :drool:

Don't act like you haven't tried it. [/b][/quote]
o.k it was moist

and my neighbour never excepted any more gifts of pie again :ph34r:

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