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leucifer - 02-16-2010
bam Wrote:For?
Fro my phone so I can get ride of my iPod.
I also need some motivation.
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BIRD33 - 02-16-2010
I need an address to where I should send the crumpled up printed out version of this thread after I've wiped my ass with it.
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bam - 02-16-2010
I should put out an ad with my needs- see if I get any takers.
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bam - 02-16-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:I need an address to where I should send the crumpled up printed out version of this thread after I've wiped my ass with it.
I gave a letter to the postman,
he put it his sack.
Bright and early next morning,
he brought my letter back.
She wrote upon it
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.
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squirt - 02-16-2010
A shower. I just got home from work not too long ago.
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bam - 02-16-2010
squirt Wrote:A shower. I just got home from work not too long ago.
What do you do for work?
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Blondie - 02-16-2010
Good luck getting an answer on that one bam.
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snarg - 02-16-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:I need to drop 30 tonight for my over 35 basketball team to win.
?????????
you're the ringer??
you probably look like you're 23, amirite??
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Blondie - 02-16-2010
I need my snarg fix every now and then.
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BIRD33 - 02-16-2010
snarg Wrote:?????????
you're the ringer??
you probably look like you're 23, amirite??
My team blows so I'm sort of a ringer?I do not look 35, no.I'm well known at the gym I play at so they allowed me in the league.I mean wouldnt you?
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WoolyGoat - 02-16-2010
I think we all know he'd ban you from the league. Or at least for 1 game...maybe just a half.
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BIRD33 - 02-16-2010
Theres is a guy pushing 65 in this league.Of course I institute the press on him.
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WoolyGoat - 02-16-2010
you institute it, do you? whoa! badass!
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BIRD33 - 02-16-2010
WoolyGoat Wrote:you institute it, do you? whoa! badass!
I give the high sign and we pounce.
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WoolyGoat - 02-16-2010
I bet you're the hero/fag in pickup basketball who takes charges.
do you also throw 'bows blocking out the old man? gotta grab those boards!
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BIRD33 - 02-16-2010
WoolyGoat Wrote:I bet you're the hero/fag in pickup basketball who takes charges.
do you also throw 'bows blocking out the old man? gotta grab those boards!
No charges in pick up games.I never call fouls.It fucks with peoples heads.
If there is someone keeping stats I will murder you to add to my line.
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brah - 02-16-2010
money.
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snarg - 02-16-2010
WoolyGoat Wrote:I think we all know he'd ban you from the league. Or at least for 1 game...maybe just a half.
not too shabby, goatboy
are there other younger guys there??
it's clear you are pretty serious about your game, it seems odd they let you play
i bet he matriculates down the court, too, wooly
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BIRD33 - 02-16-2010
snarg Wrote:not too shabby, goatboy
are there other younger guys there??
it's clear you are pretty serious about your game, it seems odd they let you play
i bet he matriculates down the court, too, wooly
I havent seen anyone younger then me so far.The team I joined won on average two games a season so I don't think they are too worried I'm going to lead them to an undefeated season.This league has a lot of ex division two and three players that are fucking good.Last night the team we played had a 6'8 guy who was dunking on our center at will.So to answer your questions I'm one of the coolest guys you could ever meet and thats why I'm allowed to play.
We scored 42 as a team last night.The other team could have dropped 100 if they didnt throttle down.Our big men suck.I went 3 for 5 and ended up with 8 and 6 assists.I don't shoot enough.The offense we currently employ is stand around and look at this black guy on the team who used to be good before knee surgery.I will install a new offense once they realize I'm the only guy who should handle the ball.
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snarg - 02-16-2010
BIRD33 Wrote:I havent seen anyone younger then me so far.The team I joined won on average two games a season so I don't think they are too worried I'm going to lead them to an undefeated season.This league has a lot of ex division two and three players that are fucking good.Last night the team we played had a 6'8 guy who was dunking on our center at will.So to answer your questions I'm one of the coolest guys you could ever meet and thats why I'm allowed to play.
We scored 42 as a team last night.The other team could have dropped 100 if they didnt throttle down.Our big men suck.I went 3 for 5 and ended up with 8 and 6 assists.I don't shoot enough.The offense we currently employ is stand around and look at this black guy on the team who used to be good before knee surgery.I will install a new offense once they realize I'm the only guy who should handle the ball.
ok, that's more or less what i figured
your team really sucks, so they let the ringer play
how did you manage to take only five shots??