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Banana - 01-28-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:It has its moments but its a little overrated.
I'm talking so into the office she went to some fucking convention out in Wilkes Barre to meet the cast.Freaking dork.
She a star fucker?
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PinesChic - 01-28-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Shut the fuck up.
wrong ... it would be....
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Let me know where she registers... I'll be sure to send a nice gift. lol :baby:
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
Cucumber Wrote:She a star fucker?
Just a really big dork.I was attracted to her because she's good looking and smart but I realized she's just book smart not street smart and after a while I was left unimpressed and kind of bored.
You've got many tests to pass to get with me, ladies.
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Paddy - 01-28-2009
Cucumber Wrote:The Office is fucking funny.
English version is better. oldiebox may have already said this but I doubt it.
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cLaY - 01-28-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Shut the fuck up.
I love you!
Hit one more time, from behind. I've been in multiple situations like this and the final redevous always went down with me from behind. Makes it less personal. Please post a follow up.
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Banana - 01-28-2009
Paddy Wrote:English version is better. oldiebox may have already said this but I doubt it.
Yeah, I've seen both. I'm not even kidding when I say that this office is sometimes like those offices.
Our secretary just got a new job. My boss was pissed (feelings hurt) that she picked somewhere other than here. He kept insisting she was taking a step backwards. So, he point blank asked her what she was earning. She answered and it was more. Considerably more. He was fuming. Then, she said she had her own office. This was his response:
"Yeah, well.....does it have a window?"
She said no and he genuinely smiled. He said "yeah, I expected not!" It was his victory over her leaving.
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
cLaY Wrote:I love you!
Hit one more time, from behind. I've been in multiple situations like this and the final redevous always went down with me from behind. Makes it less personal. Please post a follow up.
I'll think of you when I turn her around.
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Paddy - 01-28-2009
Cucumber Wrote:Yeah, I've seen both. I'm not even kidding when I say that this office is sometimes like those offices.
My chair broke, so I went and snagged a new one from an empty office. It was probably better than the one I had but I just wanted something to sit on. This caused uproar and I ended up in one of the cunts offices offering to swap chairs with her.
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
I had one guy who went on vacation and forgot to change his voicemail so I did it for him.three months later the voicemail still has the vacation message.I ask him why he hasnt changed it and he says he doesnt know how.Its literally following instructions and hitting two buttons.I tell him this and he looks at me and says well nobody ever taught me.I said do you think I went to school to learn how to do this?Freaking lazy asshole.
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
Update:This thread has spurred me to send her an email inquiring what she's doing this weekend.I will post the results.
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PinesChic - 01-28-2009
gang bang in the bird cage WOW how exciting
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
oldielox Wrote:gang bang in the bird cage WOW how exciting
If I have to read this you all have to read this.
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Paddy - 01-28-2009
asshole
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PinesChic - 01-28-2009
ahahahah
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PinesChic - 01-28-2009
keep it up boys
The more I get to know you, the more I want Kevin to grow up a be just like you guy's.
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PinesChic - 01-28-2009
oldielox Wrote:keep it up boys
The more I get to know you, the more I want Kevin to grow up a be just like you guy's.
well the Paddy part is in his genes, so I'm outa luck there.
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
get out of my thread.
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PinesChic - 01-28-2009
you dont own this place, I'm free to wonder where I want. fuck you
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CT280 - 01-28-2009
uhhhh....
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Banana - 01-28-2009
[SIZE="7"]WANDER[/SIZE]
Fuck