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BIRD33 Wrote:Not as is, sorry.
You must be pretty fukkin hawt Bird.
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
I'm an adonis.Not really but say she wasnt famous.I don't find that body type attractive.Her ass is huge.The only way I'd do her now is because she's a celebrity and it would be a good story.
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Pickle - 01-28-2009
It's his 12 inches of exotic manhood no woman can resist.
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CT280 - 01-28-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:I'm an adonis.Not really but say she wasnt famous.I don't find that body type attractive.Her ass is huge.The only way I'd do her now is because she's a celebrity and it would be a good story.
sorry friend. i think you're missing out on an opportunity here.
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
CT280 Wrote:sorry friend. i think you're missing out on an opportunity here.
I can go to my local bowling alley and pick up chicks with that gut.Famous sure.Not famous no fucking way.
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
Pickle Wrote:It's his 12 inches of exotic manhood no woman can resist.
Please call it by its given name: St. Thomas Aquinas.
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Pickle - 01-28-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Please call it by its given name: St. Thomas Aquinas.
Sorry master!
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BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
My penis forgives you.
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BIRD33 - 01-30-2009
Someone I was talking to made a good point about the whole Jessica Simpson is a fat pig now thing.She's not making any money off music or acting so she gets fat, garners a lot of sympathy from broads then loses the weight by using nutri-system while appearing in their commercials(for serious $$) and ends up on Oprah telling her triumphant story in 6 months.Its a really shrewd career move.
This was amusing - Blondie - 01-30-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:![[Image: gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_08.jpg]](http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_08.jpg)
Someone I was talking to made a good point about the whole Jessica Simpson is a fat pig now thing.She's not making any money off music or acting so she gets fat, garners a lot of sympathy from broads then loses the weight by using nutri-system while appearing in their commercials(for serious $$) and ends up on Oprah telling her triumphant story in 6 months.Its a really shrewd career move.
No sympathy here. I'm in the gym 4 days a week.
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BIRD33 - 01-30-2009
Stop hitting on me.
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Vitamin E - 01-30-2009
You've gotta applauder Nick LeChey's (sp) timing.
As for Tony Romo, he's used to staring at huge offensive lineman asses. Doesn't look big to him.
This was amusing - Blondie - 01-30-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Stop hitting on me.
omg! :lool:
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BIRD33 - 01-30-2009
this and all the PM's are kind of coming off desperate.
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Banana - 01-30-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:this and all the PM's are kind of coming off desperate.
She's hitting on me in Pm too.
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BIRD33 - 01-30-2009
I spurned her so she's probably looking to you for a shoulder to cry on.
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Cucumber Wrote:She's hitting on me in Pm too.
This one I will totally own. :wub:
Just gimme one more chance baby...:lool:
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quint - 01-30-2009
new troll
jess simpson's
a) big fat ass
b) overstreched cheetah belt
c)granny jeans
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BIRD33 - 01-30-2009
D) I have no clue what Quints talking about
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quint - 01-30-2009