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Banana - 12-12-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:Maybe a porno playing in the backround will get you going next time you give birth?
I think this is a great idea. I will bring my gay man collection to the hospital next time.
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Vitamin E - 12-12-2008
Cucumber Wrote:I think this is a great idea. I will bring my gay man collection to the hospital next time.
Just don't hate Jimmy for not paying attention to you during the birth.
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BIRD33 - 12-12-2008
I've heard childbirth described as taking an enormous shit.Thats pretty sexy in itself.
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Banana - 12-13-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:I've heard childbirth described as taking an enormous shit.Thats pretty sexy in itself.
Valid point. Plus, some women actually DO shit at the same time. Double shot of sexy!
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Vitamin E - 12-13-2008
Childbirth would be way cooler if you could schedule that shit. 2.0 was born about 30 minutes prior to midnight. Then we were up the rest of the night doing stuff. Then around 8 am family and friends felt the fukking need to impose. Take a fukking hike busy bodies!
Sept - January babies should all be born around 7:30 on Tuesday morning. I slept through the first Monday night game after 2.0 was born. Just isn't fair.
Discuss.
Oh and about Honcho's liver....we all knew it was just a matter of time that he'd fracture an organ. Dude should have his clothes tailored out of that yellow warning tape.