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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
One of my many talents is discerning a young ladies age just by looking at her.There is only one gymnist that is 16 on china's team.Its a pretty brazen thing to do when you consider there is documentation from articles showing that two years ago some of the girls where only 12.
There was a thing on CNN the other day that detailed how the east germans used to pump their women athletes up with steroids from an early age and tell them they were vitamins(sup homo).The one chick ended up getting a sex change because her reproductive system and other stuff got so fucked up.I'd still do her.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Flumper thinks that the US men train in different cities for the synchronized diving. I think they might have a time delay on the way they communicate when they practice.
They were terrible.
Did anyone else notice the canadian team and how they were saying the one guy is a world class diver and famous in canada?Apparently this guy is such a stud that he demanded that his "best friend", a cuban immigrant, be his partner or he wouldnt compete.One of you canadian fuckers tell me they arent screwing each other because that defintly seemed to be the case.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - snarg - 08-14-2008
man, that coach k is definitely the greatest coach ever
the US beat greece this year :woot:
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
How bout China almost beating SPain after that whole slant eyes picture blow up?
I believe manhandling one of the top three teams in the olympics is pretty respectable and proves that K is the best coach in the world.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
What kind of dick throws away his bronze medal?Doesnt he realize the value of scrap metal these days?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2557320/Swedish-wrestler-Ara-Abrahamian-throws-away-medal-in-Olympic-hissy-fit.html
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - leeman - 08-14-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:What kind of dick throws away his bronze medal?Doesnt he realize the value of scrap metal these days?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2557320/Swedish-wrestler-Ara-Abrahamian-throws-away-medal-in-Olympic-hissy-fit.html
How about teaching them rice eaters some rules.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Banana - 08-14-2008
leeman Wrote:How about teaching them rice eaters some rules.
The judges are not all rice eaters. Well, maybe they are, but not in the racist sense you suggested it.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008
Banana Wrote:The judges are not all rice eaters. Well, maybe they are, but not in the racist sense you suggested it.
Don't worry, I reported him.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-16-2008
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162008/sports/olympics/0__canada__nation_is_blanked__124700.htm
and there you have it, the most remarkable number of all so far at these Olympics, a week after the Opening Ceremonies, seven full days of competition already in the books. The country of Togo has won a medal. Tajikistan has won a medal. Vietnam has won a medal. For the love of Borat, Kazakhstan has four, and so does Azerbaijan.
And Canada wakes up this morning with zero. Nada. Zilch.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-16-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162008/sports/olympics/0__canada__nation_is_blanked__124700.htm
and there you have it, the most remarkable number of all so far at these Olympics, a week after the Opening Ceremonies, seven full days of competition already in the books. The country of Togo has won a medal. Tajikistan has won a medal. Vietnam has won a medal. For the love of Borat, Kazakhstan has four, and so does Azerbaijan.
And Canada wakes up this morning with zero. Nada. Zilch.
Its those fat ass divers they have. They should really put their olympic team on some kind of diet training.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-16-2008
:drool:
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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - littlelolly - 08-17-2008
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote::drool:
Seriously. Hawt. Wow.
Okay Flumper explain to me how the goddamned trampoline is an Olympic event. We have a trampoline in our backyard and my three year-old son does a MEAN double flip. Doesn't make him an athlete in medal contention.
No baseball in future Olympiads, but fucking trampoline. Proof that the IOC is a buncha pinko commies.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - quint - 08-17-2008
littlelolly Wrote:Seriously. Hawt. Wow.
Okay Flumper explain to me how the goddamned trampoline is an Olympic event. We have a trampoline in our backyard and my three year-old son does a MEAN double flip. Doesn't make him an athlete in medal contention.
No baseball in future Olympiads, but fucking trampoline. Proof that the IOC is a buncha pinko commies.
well said
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-17-2008
littlelolly Wrote:Seriously. Hawt. Wow.
Okay Flumper explain to me how the goddamned trampoline is an Olympic event. We have a trampoline in our backyard and my three year-old son does a MEAN double flip. Doesn't make him an athlete in medal contention.
No baseball in future Olympiads, but fucking trampoline. Proof that the IOC is a buncha pinko commies.
The trampoline is included in the olympics to give the gays something to compete in. Same with sychronized diving. I hear you can get the aids just by brushing up against an olympic trampoline. Its a dangerous sport.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-17-2008
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote::drool:
The Flumper would hit that like CoolHandLuke's mom on a crack pipe.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-17-2008
i would rather watch olympic roller derby than a women's marathon. jesus christ.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - quint - 08-17-2008
did you see that north korea lost a silver and bronze medal in shoting for failing a doping test?
why would a pistol shooter need a banned substance?
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Two-athletes-banned-for-doping;_ylt=AtqFFbHIiDskPwhE77yXQiw1o5N4?urn=oly,101096
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-17-2008
quint Wrote:did you see that north korea lost a silver and bronze medal in shoting for failing a doping test?
why would a pistol shooter need a banned substance?
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Two-athletes-banned-for-doping;_ylt=AtqFFbHIiDskPwhE77yXQiw1o5N4?urn=oly,101096
what? you have to be joking. maybe taking some kind of parkinson's medication to stop the shaking? that is crazy. that would be like some fat ass baseball player taking steroi.......wait.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-17-2008
my god, i wish this friggin marathon would just end. i would rather be mowing the lawn.
Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - quint - 08-17-2008
they should reschedule the events the marathon should only be clips.
we need more beach volleyball.