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Banana updates - Banana - 08-13-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:BIRD33 update:

I'm hungover. I assumed this was a perpetual sate, and hence, not noteworthy
I had to kick a woman out of my apartment this morning. You must have liked her if she got to spend the night
I've got the shits. what color?
Left over chinese food helps with the shits, correct? so does chili
I've got a load of paperwork to finish on my desk which I'm not going to do today.
Said women from early called me around lunch and asked if I saw her birth control pills.
I thought to myself why pay for those?I'll kick you in the stomach for free.(kidding?)
After work I plan on going to the corner store and flirting with the 18 year old asian chick whose parents run the place and then smoking a bowl while playing xbox. what game?
I will masturbate. once or more?
Whats with chicks who don't like to have sex in the morning?I payed for the whole night in beers for christ sake.
Girl in my office who blew me on my last business trip got flowers from I guess her boyfriend while she was out at lunch so I put a post it note over the card that said you're fired.
I'm a card. I've never liked that term

Here are my pointless updates:

I have worked a lot today, almost in a vegetative state. I feel like someone has kicked the shit out of me.
Not eating lunch makes me miserable.
I got punched in the face this morning by my kid. I'm sure I deserved it.

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-13-2008

She's alright.
Light brown to mustard in color.Its all liquid.
Probably only once before I go to bed.magicmovies.com rules.
Like it or not I'm a fucking card.

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-13-2008

Answer the one you missed. Thanks

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008

Is "so does chili" a question now?

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-14-2008

BIRD33 update:

After work I plan on going to the corner store and flirting with the 18 year old asian chick whose parents run the place and then smoking a bowl while playing xbox. [SIZE="7"]what game? [/SIZE]
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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008

Banana Wrote:BIRD33 update:

After work I plan on going to the corner store and flirting with the 18 year old asian chick whose parents run the place and then smoking a bowl while playing xbox. what game?
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I don't know how I missed that.

I've been playing Call of Duty 4 online a little bit.

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