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Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006

lookout below Wrote:I can think of one in particular.


STFU! :loool:


Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:ps: I've prolly saddled and ridden more horses than Bill could ever imagine doing.

The saddle goes on the bottom of the horse for you doesn't it?


Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006

Bill, I happen to own a fine ass Billy Cook roper that was customized for me. Your farm animal stories are cute but largely uninformed. Cross ties would have saved you a busted mouth, you just won't admit it.


Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Bill, I happen to own a fine ass Billy Cook roper that was customized for me. Your farm animal stories are cute but largely uninformed. Cross ties would have saved you a busted mouth, you just won't admit it.

Ha! I have one of his high ranch saddles and two headstalls. I bought them at a yardsale. Face it BEW people do different things in different parts of the country. I grew up on a cattle farm on the texas/arkansas border. I do shit the why it works for me. I'm sorry it bothers you so. Might I recomend wrapping your lips around an automatic tennis ball machine to alliviate the source of you jealousy.


Goddamn horses.... - SanDog - 07-26-2006

I heard if chicks go bareback they can get off. Does this leave spots in the crotch of their Wranglers?


Goddamn horses.... - Bill - 07-26-2006

SanDog Wrote:I heard if chicks go bareback they can get off. Does this leave spots in the crotch of their Wranglers?

I have no idea, Mrs Bill wears chaps of the ralph lauren kind.


Goddamn horses.... - Blueeyedwoman - 07-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:Ha! I have one of his high ranch saddles and two headstalls. I bought them at a yardsale. Face it BEW people do different things in different parts of the country. I grew up on a cattle farm on the texas/arkansas border. I do shit the why it works for me. I'm sorry it bothers you so. Might I recomend wrapping your lips around an automatic tennis ball machine to alliviate the source of you jealousy.



Fellate a firehose.


Goddamn horses.... - SanDog - 07-26-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:Ha! I have one of his high ranch saddles and two headstalls. I bought them at a yardsale. Face it BEW people do different things in different parts of the country. I grew up on a cattle farm on the texas/arkansas border. I do shit the why it works for me. I'm sorry it bothers you so. Might I recomend wrapping your lips around an automatic tennis ball machine to alliviate the source of you jealousy.

or if she prefers she can wrap her lips around my manual balls.