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My Bitch Needed A Drink - Blueeyedwoman - 06-10-2006

Yeah, I remember you telling me about your friend's dog. Lucy has already learned to Sit on command. She is now learning Down and Stay. When I call her she comes at a run.

Ever since I had the doggie door installed she goes outside to do her business, not inside. No trash digging. She's very affectionate and bright.

We'll see how she turns out, but I'm pretty confident she's gonna keep being awesome.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

I used to have an Australian Shepherd (cowdog) in college. His name was Cephus. In our apartment, we built a ramp up and out of one of the windows for him to go outside during the day. We used to take him to the bars with us and he would run around and if one of us called "Cephus" and held our hand out like a gun, he would sit up on his hind legs. Then if you said "Bang" he would fall over. He was $$$. But he ran away.

He used to shit in our apartment anyway and one week-end one of my roomates went out of town and he told us to keep that fucking shit machine out of his room while he was gone. We combed the neighborhood and picked up every pile of dogshit we could find and put it in his room, on his bed, everywhere before he got back.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Raiden - 06-10-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I used to have an Australian Shepherd (cowdog) in college. His name was Cephus. In our apartment, we built a ramp up and out of one of the windows for him to go outside during the day. We used to take him to the bars with us and he would run around and if one of us called "Cephus" and held our hand out like a gun, he would sit up on his hind legs. Then if you said "Bang" he would fall over. He was $$$. But he ran away.

He used to shit in our apartment anyway and one week-end one of my roomates went out of town and he told us to keep that fucking shit machine out of his room while he was gone. We combed the neighborhood and picked up every pile of dogshit we could find and put it in his room, on his bed, everywhere before he got back.

aaaah...the fifties...

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

Raiden Wrote:aaaah...the fifties...
Not even close. I wasn't even born yet.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Raiden - 06-10-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Not even close. I wasn't even born yet.

(ir)regardless, it was still funny.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

Raiden Wrote:(ir)regardless, it was still funny.
It was college station. Texas A&M. Sort of (well, more than that) a redneck palce.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Blueeyedwoman - 06-10-2006

My thread is now about dog shit.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:My thread is now about dog shit.
He also chewed off the corners of the lower drawers on my dresser and dry humped my ex-girlfriend's face while she was asleep.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Blueeyedwoman - 06-10-2006

My thread is now about chewing, humping and dogshit.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Raiden - 06-10-2006

I gave up chew last November.
I still crave a chew.

It's harder to quit than smoking.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Blueeyedwoman - 06-10-2006

No way. Very few California men chew. Only if they live in the sticks.

Raiden, you're too handsome for that crap. Got any new pics of your mug?

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Raiden - 06-10-2006

I do have some new pics, of mug and elsewhere, but I've never seen any of you.

so, suckit.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Raiden - 06-10-2006

Raiden Wrote:I do have some new pics, of mug and elsewhere, but I've never seen any of you.

so, suckit.

also, I value Flump's e-fliendship and do not wish to jeopardize it by having you e-gush over me.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Blueeyedwoman - 06-10-2006

Flumper is not the jealous kind. Watch out for Jaymac, though. He's rabid.

Now post the new pics, honey.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Raiden - 06-10-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Flumper is not the jealous kind. Watch out for Jaymac, though. He's rabid.

Now post the new pics, honey.

quid pro quo, Ms. Starling.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

Raiden Wrote:I gave up chew last November.
I still crave a chew.

It's harder to quit than smoking.
Giving up copenhagen was the hardest fucking thing I have ever done. Bar none.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Raiden - 06-10-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Giving up copenhagen was the hardest fucking thing I have ever done. Bar none.

I quit smoking with the patch...6 weeks...not much of a problem.

To quit Copenhagen...6 months of the patch, violent temper explosions, severe shortness of breath...and I still want a chew. It if wasn't for the cancer risk, I'd be doing it.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

Raiden Wrote:I quit smoking with the patch...6 weeks...not much of a problem.

To quit Copenhagen...6 months of the patch, violent temper explosions, severe shortness of breath...and I still want a chew. It if wasn't for the cancer risk, I'd be doing it.

I get it.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - Duckbutter - 06-10-2006

I started smoking to quit copenhagen.

My Bitch Needed A Drink - trouble - 06-11-2006

Chew - nasty stuff. Smells good but the spitting.. Yuk.

All the dogs I've had prefer plastic bottles to chew toys.

BEW I thought that was some kind of Chihuahua - mini pinscher huh?

I had a half lab/half dobie - smartest dog, super protective - would show "dobermans" on command - that nasty smile they have when they are snarling that looks like Alien. All you had to do was wave your fingers, freaked people out.

All the people I know with little dogs - they shit and pee everywhere. My big dogs never do - I <3 big dogs.