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Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Soon.
when? :lool:
Lee....now NSFW - PurpleHaze - 03-20-2006
ITC Wrote:yes u had all of these...
Lee had some penis?
ITC, is that you in your av?
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
PurpleHaze Wrote:Lee had some penis?Hi PH, you should see the real thing...nice!:drool:
ITC, is that you in your av?
yes it is...all me..
Lee....now NSFW - Blondie - 03-20-2006
BEW told me she was fucking Lee.
cratch:
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blondie Wrote:BEW told me she was fucking Lee.
Another one! of course she is....the swedish vibrator..that is!
Lee....now NSFW - Blondie - 03-20-2006
ITC Wrote:Another one! of course she is....the swedish vibrator..that is!
Seriously.
On Saturday night I got details. I guess he has a pretty hot bod.
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blondie Wrote:Seriously.
On Saturday night I got details. I guess he has a pretty hot bod.
Ok....you want to act as stupid as BEW..be my guest! I am a real blonde, otherwise a blond joke would be perfect (insert here) :loool:
Lee....now NSFW - Blondie - 03-20-2006
ITC Wrote:(insert here) :loool:
Just for you!
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blondie Wrote:Just for you!
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
I like this one...
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Lee....now NSFW - Blueeyedwoman - 03-20-2006
ITC Wrote:when? :lool:
I'm sorry but I don't think that's any of your business.
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I'm sorry but I don't think that's any of your business.
HONEY!! I was waiting for you to reply...now we can have fun! :loool:
Lee....now NSFW - Blueeyedwoman - 03-20-2006
You do not have my permission to call me "honey." Don't do it again or they'll be trouble.
Lee....now NSFW - Paddy - 03-20-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Soon.
Your kids would be special.
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You do not have my permission to call me "honey." Don't do it again or they'll be trouble.
[SIZE="7"]HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
Lee....now NSFW - Blueeyedwoman - 03-20-2006
ITC Wrote:[SIZE="7"]HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
Aww I was just playin'. You can call me honey all you'd like. And I'll call you ... lil darlin'.
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Aww I was just playin'. You can call me honey all you'd like. And I'll call you ... lil darlin'.
It´s a deal.... :wub: however, "lil" is not me.... I am thin...but very tall
Lee....now NSFW - Blueeyedwoman - 03-20-2006
ITC Wrote:It´s a deal.... :wub: however, "lil" is not me.... I am thin...but very tall
Oh, so you're a big horse then? Lee will be pleased that I am fit and petite. I am counting the days until he comes for me.
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Oh, so you're a big horse then? Lee will be pleased that I am fit and petite. I am counting the days until he comes for me.
here we go again.....yes I am 5.8 and Lee is 6.5...so we are perfect!
and honey...keep on counting..good luck!! :hug:
Lee....now NSFW - Blueeyedwoman - 03-20-2006
ITC Wrote:here we go again.....yes I am 5.8 and Lee is 6.5...so we are perfect!
and honey...keep on counting..good luck!! :hug:
Thank you.
Lee....now NSFW - ITC - 03-20-2006
:clap: :beer:
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Thank you.your welcome..