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Lost In the Woods - cLaY - 07-18-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Do you have big chubby prego boobs right now.

I hated it when the spouser was pregnant. Those fukkers were rock hard and HUGE!!!! Of course when shits that sweet "NEW RULES" are made limiting VitE contact. I fukking hated that shit. Her labido took a huge jump, but still the boobs were off limits. I spent countless hours looking up 'the effect of roofies on unborn children' and weighing the odds. Then after the arrival, when the 'Milk comes in" Holy shit, they grew again. This time a stricter set of "NEW RULES" were published.

wanna run away together, i have 2 months until dooms day?

Lost In the Woods - Fairiedust - 07-18-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Do you have big chubby prego boobs right now.

I hated it when the spouser was pregnant. Those fukkers were rock hard and HUGE!!!! Of course when shits that sweet "NEW RULES" are made limiting VitE contact. I fukking hated that shit. Her labido took a huge jump, but still the boobs were off limits. I spent countless hours looking up 'the effect of roofies on unborn children' and weighing the odds. Then after the arrival, when the 'Milk comes in" Holy shit, they grew again. This time a stricter set of "NEW RULES" were published.


they're wonderful thanks for asking....no major issues them yet..

Lost In the Woods - SporK - 07-18-2005

cLaY Wrote:wanna run away together, i have 2 months until dooms day?

Why are you still here?

Pussy.

-Spork

Lost In the Woods - Shadrach - 07-18-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Do you have big chubby prego boobs right now.

I hated it when the spouser was pregnant. Those fukkers were rock hard and HUGE!!!! Of course when shits that sweet "NEW RULES" are made limiting VitE contact. I fukking hated that shit. Her labido took a huge jump, but still the boobs were off limits. I spent countless hours looking up 'the effect of roofies on unborn children' and weighing the odds. Then after the arrival, when the 'Milk comes in" Holy shit, they grew again. This time a stricter set of "NEW RULES" were published.


Rules were made to be broken. Seriously, you gotta try some of that fresh titty milk, it's sweet, like a milkshake.

Lost In the Woods - VitaminE - 07-18-2005

Bill Wrote:dood that sucked to be you.....they (prego boobies) get more sensative when they're all inflated like that.

I dont give a fuck if it hurts. I wanna mash 'em together and stab 'em with the hook. Chicks are always giving excuses...I've got a headache...I'm not in the mood, I can't I just had my tonsils out, boo-hoo, I recently had my hip replaced and shouldn't be moved, I have bed sores. The list seems endless at times.

Lost In the Woods - VitaminE - 07-18-2005

cLaY Wrote:wanna run away together, i have 2 months until dooms day?

I don't have huge preggo tities, but if you're willing to imagine I do, I'm gamed!

Lost In the Woods - VitaminE - 07-18-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:they're wonderful thanks for asking....no major issues them yet..

We need a huge crooked errection slimie for this response.

Lost In the Woods - cLaY - 07-18-2005

SporK Wrote:Why are you still here?

Pussy.

-Spork

your smakc is not tight...please stop

Lost In the Woods - Bill - 07-18-2005

VitaminE Wrote:I dont give a fuck if it hurts. I wanna mash 'em together and stab 'em with the hook. Chicks are always giving excuses...I've got a headache...I'm not in the mood, I can't I just had my tonsils out, boo-hoo, I recently had my hip replaced and shouldn't be moved, I have bed sores. The list seems endless at times.

I never said hurt......Mrs Bills boobies were extra perky and had to be touched regardless of what she felt like....but it does feel kinda strange knowing your finally gonna have a boy when just the night before you spent coating his chuck wagons in special sauce...

Lost In the Woods - SporK - 07-18-2005

cLaY Wrote:your smakc is not tight...please stop

That shouldn't matter.

You were leaving.

Get out.

-SporK

Lost In the Woods - lostinthewoods - 07-18-2005

Been there twice with the wife....fuck, I almost bought a plane ticket out of the country during her first pregnancy. Some tropical island with naked chicks with no vocal cords would have been nice.

Lost In the Woods - WoolyGoat - 07-18-2005

Bill Wrote:....but it does feel kinda strange knowing your finally gonna have a boy when just the night before you spent coating his chuck wagons in special sauce...
What in the fuck does that mean?

Lost In the Woods - VitaminE - 07-18-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:What in the fuck does that mean?

Is woolygoat a bot? This could easily be a computer generated response to most Bill posts.

Lost In the Woods - CT280 - 07-18-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:What in the fuck does that mean?

just move along, wooly. just move along.

Lost In the Woods - Bill - 07-18-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:What in the fuck does that mean?

the night before the ultra sound where we found out the sex of our last kid, I spent spraying manseed all over Mrs. Bills inflated boobies.....is that clear enough for you wooly?

Lost In the Woods - WoolyGoat - 07-18-2005

Please reprogram me.

Lost In the Woods - CT280 - 07-18-2005

too fucking late.

Lost In the Woods - snarg - 07-18-2005

lostinthewoods Wrote:Been there twice with the wife....fuck, I almost bought a plane ticket out of the country during her first pregnancy. Some tropical island with naked chicks with no vocal cords would have been nice.


this guy really did have a kid!!!!!!!!!!
my wife actually asked me why i put up with all her shit
cracked me up

Lost In the Woods - Sneezy - 07-18-2005

Bill Wrote:the night before the ultra sound where we found out the sex of our last kid, I spent spraying manseed all over Mrs. Bills inflated boobies.....is that clear enough for you wooly?
technically, the sperm never really touches the placenta, Bill.

Lost In the Woods - Charon - 07-18-2005

You try not to think of that, ever !!!! Kills the erection !
Yes her boobs are tight and larger....new bras new sizes.
Than again I don't notice the firmness cause they always have been that way.
No I never tried tasting the milk but I guess there is always a second chance.