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I found out tonite.. - CT280 - 05-16-2005
asshat Wrote:eternal consciousness, fuckmeat.
conscience fucklicks.
I found out tonite.. - Gerard - 05-16-2005
TammyC Wrote:yeah.. no titty pics..
Could have gone much better for you, it seems..
Har ha! No bosen for in InsaneTrain?!?
I found out tonite.. - Dr. Lecter - 05-16-2005
We're all wrong, pap smears.
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, hows about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
I found out tonite.. - asshat - 05-16-2005
Cameltoe280 Wrote:conscience fucklicks.
Consciousness - the state of being awake and aware of what is going on around you.
Conscienceness - the internal sense of what is right and wrong that governs somebodyâs thoughts and actions, urging him or her to do right rather than wrong.
So, no, it is consciousness, fag fucking fart farmer.
I found out tonite.. - CT280 - 05-16-2005
asshat Wrote:Consciousness - the state of being awake and aware of what is going on around you.
Conscienceness - the internal sense of what is right and wrong that governs somebodyâs thoughts and actions, urging him or her to do right rather than wrong.
So, no, it is consciousness, fag fucking fart farmer.
no, jizz collector. his post conveyed the fact that he could die with a clear conscience. the way it was written, he would be awake on his deathbed, which makes no fucking sense.
wait a second. it was lechter that wrote it. carry on.
I found out tonite.. - asshat - 05-16-2005
Cameltoe280 Wrote:no, jizz collector. his post conveyed the fact that he could die with a clear conscience. the way it was written, he would be awake on his deathbed, which makes no fucking sense.Well, excuse me for correcting you, you child molesting crack head, but the point of the joke was that on his deathbed he would receive eternal CONSCIOUSNESS. Meaning he would be awake for all eternity. Which he, because he is very dumb (that I assume you can relate quite handily to), thought would be a good thing.
wait a second. it was lechter that wrote it. carry on.
It had nothing to do with his conscience.
I found out tonite.. - CT280 - 05-16-2005
asshat Wrote:Well, excuse me for correcting you, you child molesting crack head, but the point of the joke was that on his deathbed he would receive eternal CONSCIOUSNESS. Meaning he would be awake for all eternity. Which he, because he is very dumb (that I assume you can relate quite handily to), thought would be a good thing.
It had nothing to do with his conscience.
well, thats just stupid then.
198.00 stolen from asshat successfully!
I found out tonite.. - Dr. Lecter - 05-16-2005
300.00 points donated to asshat successfully!
(I'd rather you steal them from him than me, TIA)