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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

ntype Wrote:Later that day... HEY PUNK ! we know that you have Cocaine hidden somewhere you were suspect since #1 moment you entered the airport !

?

sometimes, you are so weird...........

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man seeking woman - Jesse Antarctica - 03-28-2005

number1bitch Wrote:its a date!

swedish uses. don't ask.

number1bitch Wrote:?

sometimes, you are so weird...........

me nooo. ok a little bit sometimes but I like to think that my artist side needs some care.

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

ntype Wrote:swedish uses. don't ask.





me nooo. ok a little bit sometimes but I like to think that my artist side needs some care.

weird!

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man seeking woman - Jesse Antarctica - 03-28-2005

number1bitch Wrote:weird!

indeed

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

ntype Wrote:indeed

point made!

:lool:b

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man seeking woman - Sneezy - 03-28-2005

so thank you Number1 for replying to my advert. if history proves right you are an actual female.
please create a list of your favorite sexual positions, plus the ones you would like to try, and have it on hand for our liaison. i will bring all the necessary supplies.
love always,
shlep.


edit change love to lust.

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

Shlep_Rock Wrote:so thank you Number1 for replying to my advert. if history proves right you are an actual female.
please create a list of your favorite sexual positions, plus the ones you would like to try, and have it on hand for our liaison. i will bring all the necessary supplies.
love always,
shlep.


edit change love to lust.

:lool: is not that easy big guy, you first have to seduce me to meet you and then I can tell you all about sex.........in person

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man seeking woman - Sneezy - 03-28-2005

very well. if you are a female i will be more than happy take on the seduction challenge. thank you for being cool about it.
i will not be lighting fragrant oils, or putting on barry white, or dressing in a robe, by the way. a foot massage to start will relax you.
i am focused.

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

Shlep_Rock Wrote:very well. if you are a female i will be more than happy take on the seduction challenge. thank you for being cool about it.
i will not be lighting fragrant oils, or putting on barry white, or dressing in a robe, by the way. a foot massage to start will relax you.
i am focused.

sounds great, but you have to start here......IT.........waiting!

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man seeking woman - Sneezy - 03-28-2005

seduction cannot occur over an hour or two. i hope you stick around so we can talk more.
if it gets you hot to know how many attack points i have, and that i have achieved powermaster level 5, then we can stop now. im not a geek.
however, if lobster and veuve cliquot are things you like, we will get along just fine.

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man seeking woman - Jesse Antarctica - 03-28-2005

How to seduce a woman :
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

1. music



music in the right mood is cool

2. dress well



and finally the most important...

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

Shlep_Rock Wrote:seduction cannot occur over an hour or two. i hope you stick around so we can talk more.
if it gets you hot to know how many attack points i have, and that i have achieved powermaster level 5, then we can stop now. im not a geek.
however, if lobster and veuve cliquot are things you like, we will get along just fine.

you are talking my language.......more......... :praise:

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

ntype Wrote:How to seduce a woman :
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

1. music



music in the right mood is cool

2. dress well



and finally the most important...

:wave:

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man seeking woman - cLaY - 03-28-2005

eat my ass fuck heads

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

cLaY Wrote:eat my ass fuck heads

Clay are you having a bad day sweetie?

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man seeking woman - cLaY - 03-28-2005

nope, i jacked my penis 4 times already.

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

cLaY Wrote:nope, i jacked my penis 4 times already.

good for you, can I see you do it?? one more time!!

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man seeking woman - Sneezy - 03-28-2005

wow- aggressive cock block dood. well played.

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man seeking woman - Bill - 03-28-2005

cLaY Wrote:nope, i jacked my penis 4 times already.

I'm abstaining.....gonna try and drown Mrs. Bill this evening.

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man seeking woman - number1bitch - 03-28-2005

Bill Wrote:I'm abstaining.....gonna try and drown Mrs. Bill this evening.

Bill don`t do that, you may need her later abstention and all....

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