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I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - Anhil8tor - 01-05-2005

funny shit there arby

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - asshat - 01-05-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:funny shit there arby

Who peeked into your cubicle to point that out to you? Which reminds me, the Dollar Store called and said if you don't come in and make another payment on your "God Bless the EEOC - T-shirt", they are taking it off layaway.

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - snarg - 01-05-2005

Arby Wrote:Slow down bitch boy, there will be no early morning booty calls from Arby. Just because your buttcheeks look like the hollywood walk of fame, don't think that every guy on the internet wants to take a drive down your dirt road.

Now get out there and try having sex outside of the family for a change. Your family tree could use some branches and the banjo music is gettin' a little old. just sayin'

narg: <------- :joff:

C+

narg:

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - asshat - 01-05-2005

Some of you may be wondering why I have decided to plant my flagpole directly into the palsicated blood bubble pulsating between your cratered asscheeks. "WHY?" you whimpering simpletons ask. "WHY MUST YOU SPEEDBAG OUR TIRED TONSILS WITH YOUR ENORMOUS MANVEIN?!"

'Tis simple, really... my mission is to ensure that peabrained plankton like you never make it into the gene pool long enough to procreate another generation of groin gyrating go-go dancers with nothin' but a briefcase full of dusty IOUs in their Dumb & Dumber cinderblocks. That means your prick tickling nicknames are the next to be added to my ignore list, you harmless ass pirates.

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, bring out your best and brightest, so I can use them as teething rings. The end has fucking come.

snarg Wrote:C+

narg:

No little Timmy on the back row of the special ed class. They have grades that go all the way up to A. Maybe if you ever color a picture without breaking every crayon in your box you will catch a glimpse of one. Now wipe your chin and sit up straight.

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - snarg - 01-05-2005

did bdic and arby trade logins??
just askin'

Confused

narg:

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - minorthreat - 01-05-2005

Arby Wrote:Some of you may be wondering why I have decided to plant my flagpole directly into the palsicated blood bubble pulsating between your cratered asscheeks. "WHY?" you whimpering simpletons ask. "WHY MUST YOU SPEEDBAG OUR TIRED TONSILS WITH YOUR ENORMOUS MANVEIN?!"

'Tis simple, really... my mission is to ensure that peabrained plankton like you never make it into the gene pool long enough to procreate another generation of groin gyrating go-go dancers with nothin' but a briefcase full of dusty IOUs in their Dumb & Dumber cinderblocks. That means your prick tickling nicknames are the next to be added to my ignore list, you harmless ass pirates.

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, bring out your best and brightest, so I can use them as teething rings. The end has fucking come.

No little Timmy on the back row of the special ed class. They have grades that go all the way up to A. Maybe if you ever color a picture without breaking every crayon in your box you will catch a glimpse of one. Now wipe your chin and sit up straight.

Maybe use my throbbing, burping cock for a teething device? Thanks

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - snarg - 01-05-2005

Arby Wrote:No little Timmy on the back row of the special ed class. They have grades that go all the way up to A. Maybe if you ever color a picture without breaking every crayon in your box you will catch a glimpse of one. Now wipe your chin and sit up straight.

it was a c+

if we give A's to every wannabe it will cheapen the entire experience

we need to differentiate between quality posts so that an A will remain meaningful

Confused

narg:

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - asshat - 01-05-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Maybe use my throbbing, burping cock for a teething device? Thanks

Look who came out of the closet and learned to type. Its kind of cute and stuff, but only in a way that makes me want to slit my wrist and fingerpaint a "NO SMOKING" sign right above your unibrow to emphasize your lack of ability to flame.

Come on, cock swallowers, is this it? Is this your best shot? Give me a fucking challenge before I find a serrated condom and saw this bitchtitted gimp in half like one of David Copperfield's audience volunteers, you bunch of gladiator chap clad charioteers.

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - minorthreat - 01-05-2005

makes me want to slit my wrist

Please do.Thanks

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - asshat - 01-05-2005

minorthreat Wrote:makes me want to slit my wrist

Please do.Thanks

Thanks for playing. Say "hi" to that pieman on the way to the fair.

Next

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - minorthreat - 01-05-2005

Arby Wrote:Thanks for playing. Say "hi" to that pieman on the way to the fair.

Next

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - asshat - 01-05-2005

This pathetic board of man love is perhaps the most simplistic display of mediocracy I have ever seen. It's as if you are all aware of the fact that you are average and you control the middle ground of talent. At best you display skills of ineptitude while typing out sugar coated flames that hit no harder than a feather pillow lobbed from the collective limp wrists of this Fagden.

If Bald Balls was ever made into a video game, this palce (sp?) would be the storyboard. The characters would just sit there and the point of the game would be waiting your opponent out so that you can declare yet another easy victory.

:joff:

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - snarg - 01-05-2005

if this is arby then i'm mother theresa
just sayin'

Confused

narg:

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - minorthreat - 01-05-2005

Arby Wrote:This pathetic board of man love is perhaps the most simplistic display of mediocracy I have ever seen. It's as if you are all aware of the fact that you are average and you control the middle ground of talent. At best you display skills of ineptitude while typing out sugar coated flames that hit no harder than a feather pillow lobbed from the collective limp wrists of this Fagden.

If Bald Balls was ever made into a video game, this palce (sp?) would be the storyboard. The characters would just sit there and the point of the game would be waiting your opponent out so that you can declare yet another easy victory.

:joff:

I agree.

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - asshat - 01-05-2005

snarg Wrote:if this is arby then i'm mother theresa
just sayin'

narg:

I can slide my ballzack off your oversized forehead, if that will help you see that it is Arby. But that's pretty much it. How about if I whisper my posts into your pointed elf ears while making you open wide and say AH so I can spew a stream of manseed through your forked tongue like a field goal.

Now get back infront of the whip, Snarg, before I hack your legs off and feed 'em to ya, old man.

Confused

narg:

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - Sassy - 01-05-2005

Arby Wrote:
snarg Wrote:if this is arby then i'm mother theresa
just sayin'

narg:
I can slide my ballzack off your oversized forehead, if that will help you see that it is Arby. But that's pretty much it. How about if I whisper my posts into your pointed elf ears while making you open wide and say AH so I can spew a stream of manseed through your forked tongue like a field goal.

Now get back infront of the whip, Snarg, before I hack your legs off and feed 'em to ya, old man.

narg:

Oh you can, can you?
And.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.How about

if he or she whisper his or her posts into your pointed elf ears while making you open wide and say AH so he or she can spew a stream of manseed through your forked tongue like a field goal

.Why now? Where can I get back infront of the whip Snarg before he or she hack your legs off and feed 'em to ya old man?I lost my train of thought.

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - asshat - 01-05-2005

Sassy Wrote:Oh you can, can you?
And.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.How about

if he or she whisper his or her posts into your pointed elf ears while making you open wide and say AH so he or she can spew a stream of manseed through your forked tongue like a field goal

.Why now? Where can I get back infront of the whip Snarg before he or she hack your legs off and feed 'em to ya old man?I lost my train of thought.

^^^^smartest poster on IT.

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - 5,7,8,-trimethyltocol - 01-05-2005

^^^ Excellent cutting and pasting^^^^

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - minorthreat - 01-05-2005

5,7,8,-trimethyltocol Wrote:^^^ Excellent cutting and pasting^^^^

Agreed.

I'm hereby taking over this Mother... - snarg - 01-05-2005

has anyone seen vit E??
8 is lookin for him

Confused

narg: