New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-12-2006
leeman Wrote:I really think someone should head over there and find it.
Give it the link to this thread so it can see the greatnes Flump gives to it.
It's name is Sheenah. Thanks.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Vitamin E - 07-12-2006
For a crazy man. She's got great hair.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Bill - 07-12-2006
How bad does it suck when you find out your inteweb girlfliend has a bigger penis than you?
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-12-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:How bad does it suck when you find out your inteweb girlfliend has a bigger penis than you?
I don't know, I'll ask chicky chick how you felt.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Bill - 07-12-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I don't know, I'll ask chicky chick how you felt.
No contest.
I'm packing way more heat than that homo.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-12-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:No contest.
I'm packing way more heat than that homo.
Want me to send you the pic it sent me?
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Bill - 07-12-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Want me to send you the pic it sent me?
I'll pass, I'm content knowing chicky chick had the male equvilant of an innie.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) - ntype - 07-12-2006
no seriously it's a dude and you had a few doubts ? godammit flump go to some titty bar then have sex with a few hookers (go with the gender known as "female" aka womens) you need to allievate some pression your vision is becoming quite narrowed
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-12-2006
ntype Wrote:no seriously it's a dude and you had a few doubts ? godammit flump go to some titty bar then have sex with a few hookers (go with the gender known as "female" aka womens) you need to allievate some pression your vision is becoming quite narrowed
Dude, all I had were pictures from match.com. Its not like I met her in the men's room at one of the urinals. Damn.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Oli-dogg - 07-13-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Dude, all I had were pictures from match.com. Its not like I met her in the men's room at one of the urinals. Damn.
It was blatantly obvious, god damn Flump
Don't be a chump - check it's throat - there's a lump
Or the small piece of junk, that may not be shown
Tucked in out of sight, unlike its male jaw bone
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Oli-dogg - 07-13-2006
OK to be fair, maybe the black mini skirt and make up somehow had you fooled. But do you always go for chicks with man shoulders?
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
BIRD33 - 07-13-2006
Oli-dogg Wrote:OK to be fair, maybe the black mini skirt and make up somehow had you fooled. But do you always go for chicks with man shoulders?
You were the only one who was fooled.Way to out yourself.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Oli-dogg - 07-13-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:You were the only one who was fooled.Way to out yourself.
Notice the use of the word "somehow" in my sentence, little bird-brain. For the not too quick amongst us, this implies I'm not sure how it could have fooled anyone.
:outass:
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
BIRD33 - 07-13-2006
Oli-dogg Wrote:Notice the use of the word "somehow" in my sentence, little bird-brain. For the not too quick amongst us, this implies I'm not sure how it could have fooled anyone.
:outass:
This didnt rhyme, faggot.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Oli-dogg - 07-14-2006
Ok, try this:
They call this dude Bird because he has a cockatoo....
...or three or four or five - any cock will do!
His record's 33, but even more would be acheivable
To other fags like SporK this awesome record's inconceivable
Now stop playing with your little pecker so we can get back to discussing Flump's tranny. Thanks.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) - Blueeyedwoman - 07-14-2006
Oli-dogg Wrote:Ok, try this:
They call this dude Bird because he has a cockatoo....
...or three or four or five - any cock will do!
His record's 33, but even more would be acheivable
To other fags like SporK this awesome record's inconceivable
Now that is funny!
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) - Raiden - 07-14-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now that is funny!
it still didn't quite rhyme.
oh well...he never does.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Oli-dogg - 07-14-2006
Raiden Wrote:it still didn't quite rhyme.
oh well...he never does.
I write my rhymes poetically, and spell them out phonetically
To break you down genetically, while you reply pathetically
My advice to you is let-it-be, youâre never gonna get-at-me
Iâm superior alphabetically, your retarded genes hereditary
Your stupidity amazes me, I'd really like to see
What you consider rhyming, so what is it to be?
Are you game to show your skills - or lack of - more the point
Your bound to dissapoint, that's why your nose is out of joint
And that's Raidumb done.
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) -
Oli-dogg - 07-14-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now that is funny!
:lol2:
New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?) - Blueeyedwoman - 07-14-2006
Raidumb. HAHA!