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SanDog - 06-29-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:It's like watching a homeless guy yell at himself.
I love that shit. I try and converse with the crazies any chance I get.
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BIRD33 - 06-29-2006
SanDog Wrote:I love that shit. I try and converse with the crazies any chance I get.
When I was a kid my cousin lived pretty close to me, he's about 10 years older than me and retarded. I was about 11 or 12 and during the summer I figured out we had the same cable system and the same type of remote.I snuck in his house and hid behind the couch while he was alone watching TV.I kept changing the channels, turning it off and on etc.. dude was\is a big music video freak and almost destroyed the tv by banging it since he was so frustrated he couldnt watch his favorite poison video.It was hilarious.I felt bad as I got older but we've since talked and laughed about it so I don't anymore.I wish I taped it.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-29-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:When I was a kid my cousin lived pretty close to me, he's about 10 years older than me and retarded. I was about 11 or 12 and during the summer I figured out we had the same cable system and the same type of remote.I snuck in his house and hid behind the couch while he was alone watching TV.I kept changing the channels, turning it off and on etc.. dude was\is a big music video freak and almost destroyed the tv by banging it since he was so frustrated he couldnt watch his favorite poison video.It was hilarious.I felt bad as I got older but we've since talked and laughed about it so I don't anymore.I wish I taped it.
That is quite possibly the worst story I've ever heard anyone tell. Seriously.
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BIRD33 - 06-29-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:That is quite possibly the worst story I've ever heard anyone tell. Seriously.
Yup.I was 12 and he and I are tight so I don't care.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-29-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:Yup.I was 12 and he and I are tight so I don't care.
So you have a 40 year old retarded relative to hang out with. Great.
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BIRD33 - 06-29-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:So you have a 40 year old retarded relative to hang out with. Great.
Its kind of like having you as a neighbor.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-29-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:Its kind of like having you as a neighbor.
I'm sure this is your make-a-wish.
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? - Raiden - 06-29-2006
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'm sure this is your make-a-wish.
he'd love to get out of the inner-city ghetto.
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BIRD33 - 06-29-2006
Raiden Wrote:he'd love to get out of the inner-city ghetto.
It must kill you that a brother makes more than you.
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? - Raiden - 06-29-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:It must kill you that a brother makes more than you.
it must kill you to make so much money on the internets and then rent a studio above some dude's garage in real life.
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BIRD33 - 06-29-2006
Raiden Wrote:it must kill you to make so much money on the internets and then rent a studio above some dude's garage in real life.
Not even close.
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? - Raiden - 06-29-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:Not even close.
k, e-baller.
either way, I don't give a shit how much anybody else makes, 'gro or not.
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trouble - 06-30-2006
Blondie Wrote:the only chick in this thing that could handle half of what I have is Swits. .
True enough. Anyone that can deal with the original Spork can deal with whatever you throw at her! Although I have one up on Swits - I got past Einhander hehehe..
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? -
trouble - 06-30-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I'm not a pussy. You said you wanted girl trolls in. I created a girl troll. I created her own photobucket account and spent time gathering pics. I entered your contest.
You say it was a bad troll. How could you tell in ONE FUCKING POST?
Yeah, you didn't know it was me. But just the whisper of a hint that it "might" be BEW ruined it. Fuck off. You're a pussy. I hate you forever and a day.
You can go in under my nic if you want. I'll be on vaca so go crazy! LOL
Call me a pussy - I'm cryin! sniff sniff.. I am better at random smacking if you will - I'm just a smart ass and sometimes if that leads to a smack fest so be it. It's funnier when it's not planned, that is too much like homework - checking out the other person and finding shit to dis them? You would have to pay me.
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? - ntype - 06-30-2006
we don't have the real spork around here ?
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? -
Belle - 06-30-2006
Hi! Someone paged me?
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-01-2006
TammyC Wrote:Hi! Someone paged me?
Your participation in the smackoff is requested. We're hoping the nude pics finally surface. Thanks.
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Swits - 07-01-2006
We could also make it more interesting and have 3 or 4 gorls smack off in each thread. Or just have all of us together and create a poll to vote the winner.
Blondie, if I could only handle half of you it's cause you're too fat. So, I don't think so.
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? - Blondie - 07-01-2006
Swits Wrote:We could also make it more interesting and have 3 or 4 gorls smack off in each thread. Or just have all of us together and create a poll to vote the winner.
Blondie, if I could only handle half of you it's cause you're too fat. So, I don't think so. 
Hmmm..that didn't come out right. I meant that you're the only one in the smack that could hang....but since I know english is like your 3rd language, I'll cut you some slack.
Oh and PS hooker- your moms fat.
Are Any of the Chicks Interested in a Smackoff? - Raiden - 07-01-2006
Blondie Wrote:Oh and PS hooker- your moms fat.
her mawm is hawt!