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Canadians Are Weird - leucifer - 02-04-2010
Mildred's Temple Kitchen, Canadian Restaurant, Encourages Customers To Have Sex In Its Bathrooms
Quote:Visitors to Mildred's Temple Kitchen, a restaurant in Toronto, Canada, are invited to spice up their love life this Valentine's Day with a trip to the bathroom.
"Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?" patrons were asked in a not-too-subtle promotional e-mail.
The individual bathrooms will be open for sexual escapades from the 12-15th February. According to the manager, Rory Gallagher, a french maid will be working the toilets, making sure everything is "going smoothly and kept clean."
"We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," co-owner Donna Dooher told The Toronto Star. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend." She added that customers are expected to bring their own condoms.
Perhaps surprisingly, Toronto's Public Health food safety program manager said the restaurant wasn't breaking any laws as long as there's no intercourse in the kitchen and the bathrooms are kept clean.
"As far as bodily fluids, it's pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there," said Chan, slightly undercutting the erotic value of the venture.
Canadians Are Weird - bam - 02-04-2010
So they want you to have a quickie in their bathrooms?
Canadians Are Weird - leucifer - 02-04-2010
bam Wrote:So they want you to have a quickie in their bathrooms?
That's the idea.
Canadians Are Weird - bam - 02-04-2010
By individual bathrooms, do they mean individual stalls or individual rooms themselves?
Canadians Are Weird - leucifer - 02-04-2010
Rooms I think. But it seems like having permission would kind of take the fun out of it.
Canadians Are Weird - bam - 02-04-2010
That's what I'm thinking
Canadians Are Weird - bam - 02-04-2010
I wonder what they'd do if you tried to do that on like Feb 18th?
Canadians Are Weird - Banana - 02-04-2010
Dislike
Canadians Are Weird - bam - 02-04-2010
Yeah?
Canadians Are Weird - Jimmy - 02-04-2010
How uncomfortable would it be standing up and walking to the bathroom by yourself?
Canadians Are Weird - Banana - 02-04-2010
Jimmy Wrote:How uncomfortable would it be standing up and walking to the bathroom by yourself?
Where's CT when you need him?
Canadians Are Weird - bam - 02-04-2010
Good question Jimmy! Are they offering anything for those without a valentine? Like can you just go in there and masturbate?
Canadians Are Weird - Banana - 02-04-2010
bam Wrote:Good question Jimmy! Are they offering anything for those without a valentine? Like can you just go in there and masturbate?
like doods don't do that already.
Canadians Are Weird - bam - 02-04-2010
Banana Wrote:like doods don't do that already.
Good point
Canadians Are Weird - leucifer - 02-04-2010
bam Wrote:Good question Jimmy! Are they offering anything for those without a valentine? Like can you just go in there and masturbate?
Peepholes in adjoining restrooms perhaps?
Canadians Are Weird - BIRD33 - 02-04-2010
What if I just want to cuddle?
Canadians Are Weird - Jimmy - 02-04-2010
leucifer Wrote:Peepholes in adjoining restrooms perhaps?
Those are called "glory holes"
Canadians Are Weird - leucifer - 02-04-2010
Jimmy Wrote:Those are called "glory holes"
I'll have to trust your experience on this one.
Canadians Are Weird - Jimmy - 02-04-2010
Experience trumps knowledge.
Canadians Are Weird - Banana - 02-04-2010
Jimmy Wrote:Experience trumps knowledge.
Ohhkay. I retract my sex on Valentine's offer.