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Swine Flu - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-28-2009

Finally they are talking about it. I came down with it once in college. She must have been about 195 or more.

I think I had a few symptoms a few years ago at lunch on a weekday at a strip joint. I hope they find a cure.

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 04-28-2009

The only cure is to be very quiet when putting your clothes on and putting the car in neutral so you can roll it out of the driveway.God speed mexico.

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Swine Flu - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-28-2009

I'm not fucking around with this thing. I just went and bought all the Tamiflu they had at Walgreens. This one waitress at The Waffle House has begun to be a problem for me. I am fearing an outbreak.

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 04-28-2009

I'd go further in your precautions and purchase a mask for your face.You don't want anyone to recognize you walking around with patient zero.

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Swine Flu - quint - 04-28-2009

i think we found the source. i saw her on gma today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Napolitano

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Swine Flu - Paddy - 04-28-2009

Old people are fucked if they get it. And being in Mexico doesn't help. I know I have my fingers crossed.

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Swine Flu - snarg - 04-28-2009

i been wondering why this took so long
and why the tweetster wasn't first
i guess patti has become my number one landlord

sigh, i will miss the little guy

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 04-28-2009

I'll put my desire for you to be dead up against anyone here.

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Swine Flu - snarg - 04-28-2009

that's more like it!!
thanks for jumping in, i was concerned

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 04-28-2009

Seriously eat a pork sandwich today.I'll send you the money to buy it.

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Swine Flu - WoolyGoat - 04-28-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:Seriously eat a pork sandwich today.I'll send you the money to buy it.

Q: So is it safe to eat pork?
A: Yes. Swine influenza viruses don't spread through food.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/med_healthbeat_swine_flu_q_a

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Swine Flu - snarg - 04-28-2009

i will eat ten pork sammiches, send the money moron
eating pork does not cause swine flu

thanks for exhibiting your superior intellect once again

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 04-28-2009

No shit Mr wizard.Its called humor.

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Swine Flu - Paddy - 04-28-2009

My post could have been aimed at anybody.

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Swine Flu - Anhil8tor - 04-28-2009

snarg isn't in mexico right now

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 04-28-2009

Let him up from beneath your desk.Old people have a hard time breathing in confined spaces.

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 05-01-2009

How crazy would it be if Obama died of swine flu?

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0409/21940.html




the individual – an advance security staffer for Energy Secretary Steven Chu –appears to have spread the flu to his wife, son and nephew. All three have tested probable for swine flu, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Thursday.

Gibbs, who did not name the security aide, said he did not work closely with Obama, didn’t fly on Air Force One and is back at work at the Energy Department.

But the staffer was at a working dinner Obama attended with Mexican officials April 16. The aide “was asked specifically if he ever came within six feet of the president, and the answer to that was 'No,' " Gibbs said.

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Swine Flu - WoolyGoat - 05-01-2009

would be a blessing in disguise, friend.

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Swine Flu - WoolyGoat - 05-01-2009

and I probably wouldn't call you a faggot for crying about it, either.

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Swine Flu - BIRD33 - 05-01-2009

Yea a real blessing.

Stay classy, Boston!

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