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Banana updates - Banana - 08-12-2008

......cause no one in my family cares.

- The 2.0 just turned 2. She had cake and stuff. Jimmy built her a sandbox. I'm sure the neighborhood cats appreciate their new gigantic litter box.

- I have returned to the shithole job I hate that pays me well. I am miserable, but not yet prepared to stand on the corners. Gimme 6 months though...

-I will admit to being a reality TV whore (cause I denied this in the past), I watch Big Borther, Canadian and American Idol, Intervention, Last Comic Standing and The Two Coreys (yes, my head is bowed in shame over that last one)

- I find jake Gyllenhall increasingly hot, but the same can be said about his sister. Something about her appeals to me.

- Obama!

- I am still as uninteresting as ever, but I'm about to assume the position of PRESIDENT for my professional association. No one else wanted to do it, so wasn't like I was popular. Or qualified.

- Jimmy and I went to Mexico and it was BORING! Two years old don't hold their liquor well.

That's it.

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Banana updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-12-2008

Flumper update:

Flumper > BIRD33

Thanks.

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-12-2008

Huh, starting a thread did indeed increase my activity level.

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-12-2008

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Flumper update:

Flumper > BIRD33

Thanks.

Oh, the votes would suggest otherwise in a Big Brother IT version reality series. Don't fool yourself.

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-12-2008

Interestingly, responding to your own thread does not increase your activity level.

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-12-2008

I can't watch that Intervention show.I've seen a couple and its interesting but somehow I feel like I'm intruding on real world issues for these people and their families.I have to turn the station.

I didnt know the guy who didnt die from that gay cowboy movie even had a sister.

Jimmys a real handyman :joff: .

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-12-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:I can't watch that Intervention show.I've seen a couple and its interesting but somehow I feel like I'm intruding on real world issues for these people and their families.I have to turn the station.

I didnt know the guy who didnt die from that gay cowboy movie even had a sister.

Jimmys a real handyman :joff: .

As a psychologist, Intervention fascinates me.

Maggie Gyllenhall (sp?). Look her up. Report back with hotness rating for me.

Jimmy is actually a great handyman. He finished our entire basement by himself. Then he landscaped the yard, built a shed, and ran out of projects, so built a 6 by 6.5 foot sandbox for the kid.

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-12-2008

Banana Wrote:As a psychologist, Intervention fascinates me.

Maggie Gyllenhall (sp?). Look her up. Report back with hotness rating for me.

Jimmy is actually a great handyman. He finished our entire basement by himself. Then he landscaped the yard, built a shed, and ran out of projects, so built a 6 by 6.5 foot sandbox for the kid.

I'm sure it does.The show reminds me of some people I knew when I was younger,nobody I'm related to but it I remember how fucked up those people where and get a sick feeling from the show.



She's a solid 8.I thought her and the chick who married tom Cruise were the same person.



Dig a hole in the ground.
Box in hole.
Fill with sand.

You've got a regular bob vila on your hands.

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-12-2008

Banana Wrote:Oh, the votes would suggest otherwise in a Big Brother IT version reality series. Don't fool yourself.

Landslide of epic proportions.

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Banana updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-12-2008

Yeah, I'm not sure I could tackle a kid's sandbox. That sounds pretty tough.

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Banana updates - Anhil8tor - 08-12-2008

I'd pay someone to build a sandbox...

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Banana updates - who - 08-12-2008

Anhil8tor Wrote:I'd pay someone to build a sandbox...

how much?

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-12-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:Dig a hole in the ground.
Box in hole.
Fill with sand.

You've got a regular bob vila on your hands.

Yer right. I'm leaving that mentally challenged dickweed.

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Banana updates - Banana - 08-12-2008

Anhil8tor Wrote:I'd pay someone to build a sandbox...

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Banana updates - who - 08-13-2008

Banana Wrote:

Double the size and eliminate mowing

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-13-2008

http://jezebel.com/5036284/intervention-the-worst-case-of-a-huffing-addiction-weve-ever-seen

Check out how much huffing this chick does.It says she goes through 6-8 bottles of furniture polish a day.

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Banana updates - snarg - 08-13-2008

furniture polish???
fucking hell, someone should just kill her and put her out of her misery

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-13-2008

It's a truly disturbing video.She's driving around in a car while sucking on some can like its a babys bottle.Word on the street is shes following the olympics via Flumpers real time updates.

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Banana updates - snarg - 08-13-2008

i understand 8 is in his hotel room
crying in the corner cause paddy will not meet him for lunch

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Banana updates - BIRD33 - 08-13-2008

BIRD33 update:

I'm hungover.
I had to kick a woman out of my apartment this morning.
I've got the shits.
Left over chinese food helps with the shits, correct?
I've got a load of paperwork to finish on my desk which I'm not going to do today.
Said women from early called me around lunch and asked if I saw her birth control pills.
I thought to myself why pay for those?I'll kick you in the stomach for free.(kidding?)
After work I plan on going to the corner store and flirting with the 18 year old asian chick whose parents run the place and then smoking a bowl while playing xbox.
I will masturbate.
Whats with chicks who don't like to have sex in the morning?I payed for the whole night in beers for christ sake.
Girl in my office who blew me on my last business trip got flowers from I guess her boyfriend while she was out at lunch so I put a post it note over the card that said you're fired.
I'm a card.

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