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adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - what? - 10-17-2006
so for the last couple of days baby what? has been a little off. she's been kinda pukey, with runny shitty pants and whatnot, and kind of lathargic (sp?) (it means acting tired, dipshit). tonight, after her bath, she yakked in volume I have not encountered since about a decade ago when I drank a fifth of Jim Beam and then went jogging. after that I gave up jogging. anyways, mrs. what? was a little out of sorts over the whole ordeal, and I was kinda concerned myself, so we took her to the emergency room. 3 hours later, we're home, $100 lighter in the wallet with roughly the same kid we left with, only now she's had 3 ounces of gatorade and a little pill that should keep her from any more exorcisms. she has a virus, it should run it's course during the week when she's her mother's responsibility rather than on the weekend when she's mine.
g'night
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Sassy - 10-17-2006
what? Wrote:so for the last couple of days baby what? has been a little off. she's been kinda pukey, with runny shitty pants and whatnot, and kind of lathargic (sp?) (it means acting tired, dipshit). tonight, after her bath, she yakked in volume I have not encountered since about a decade ago when I drank a fifth of Jim Beam and then went jogging. after that I gave up jogging. anyways, mrs. what? was a little out of sorts over the whole ordeal, and I was kinda concerned myself, so we took her to the emergency room. 3 hours later, we're home, $100 lighter in the wallet with roughly the same kid we left with, only now she's had 3 ounces of gatorade and a little pill that should keep her from any more exorcisms. she has a virus, it should run it's course during the week when she's her mother's responsibility rather than on the weekend when she's mine.And? Your purpose is .Are you free?
g'night
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Was it worth it?That is a very original thought.
When was this exactly?Just three?I somehow though she had.Try saying that with more or less context.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - what? - 10-17-2006
Sassy Wrote:And? and nothing. I'm going to bed
Your purpose is .to take care of the young 'un. this entails driving her and her mother to the hospital and paying for stuff
Are you free? no, but I have reasonable rates
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Al Gore
Was it worth it? the hunderd bucks? jury's still out
That is a very original thought. you're obviously not familiar with US healthcare
When was this exactly? 3 hours ago, read up dummy
Just three? I'm not saying it again ><
I somehow though she had. "thought". and maybe she does
Try saying that with more or less context. I think we're all done here
no more questions, I'm out
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Sassy - 10-17-2006
what? Wrote:I didn't understand it. You want more?Sassy Wrote:And? and nothing. I'm going to bed
Your purpose is .to take care of the young 'un. this entails driving her and her mother to the hospital and paying for stuff
Are you free? no, but I have reasonable rates
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Al Gore
Was it worth it? the hunderd bucks? jury's still out
That is a very original thought. you're obviously not familiar with US healthcare
When was this exactly? 3 hours ago, read up dummy
Just three? I'm not saying it again ><
I somehow though she had. "thought". and maybe she does
Try saying that with more or less context. I think we're all done here
no more questions, I'm out
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - what? - 10-17-2006
Sassy Wrote:I didn't understand it. You want more?
no. shut the fuck up, I'm going to bed
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Anhil8tor - 10-17-2006
good parents always keep pedialite around the house.. not only does it help a sick kid.. but its $$$$ on hangovers.
Sorry you got a lemon bro.
My son hasn't been sick yet. I'm sure some day I'll empathize (sp?) with you.
PS: this thread woulda got more play from wtf ><
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - what? - 10-17-2006
Anhil8tor Wrote:good parents always keep pedialite around the house.. not only does it help a sick kid.. but its $$$$ on hangovers.
Sorry you got a lemon bro.
My son hasn't been sick yet. I'm sure some day I'll empathize (sp?) with you.
PS: this thread woulda got more play from wtf ><
we have pedialite (sp?). I don't get hangovers. my kid would kick your kid's ass
PS: I like it here :fuckYou:
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Bill - 10-17-2006
There isn't a room in the house that my kid hasn't puked in.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - what? - 10-17-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:There isn't a room in the house that my kid hasn't puked in.
remember when "christening" a room meant having sex with the wife in it?
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Bill - 10-17-2006
what? Wrote:remember when "christening" a room meant having sex with the wife in it?
Those were the good ole days.....
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Blondie - 10-17-2006
what? Wrote:remember when "christening" a room meant having sex with the wife in it?
As opposed to having sex with the wife out of it?
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Bill - 10-17-2006
Blondie Wrote:As opposed to having sex with the wife out of it?
According to her sex is an instument of the devil.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - BIRD33 - 10-17-2006
Can't wait to get married and have kids.Sounds like a party.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Anhil8tor - 10-17-2006
I'm pretty sure I have the longest sex-less streak going right now.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Bill - 10-17-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:Can't wait to get married and have kids.Sounds like a party.
Just donate your jizz and offer to take the kid to sporting events every other weekend.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - BIRD33 - 10-17-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:Just donate your jizz and offer to take the kid to sporting events every other weekend.
Sounds like a typical weekend for me.Cotton Candy=Blow Job.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Bill - 10-17-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:Sounds like a typical weekend for me.Cotton Candy=Blow Job.
Sounds a little like you're offering kids cotton candy in exchange for a hummer......
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - BIRD33 - 10-17-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:Sounds a little like you're offering kids cotton candy in exchange for a hummer......
You're pretty sharp.
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - what? - 10-17-2006
look for Bird on Larry King in the near future
adventures in parenting 10-16-06 - Bill - 10-17-2006
what? Wrote:look for Bird on Larry King in the near future
I was thinking more like montel.....