I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
I crawled into bed last night and tried to "intice" Mrs Bill into givin up the goods and she shot me down quick. This morning I woke up to her trying to pull start the equipment and had to repay the favor and shot her down quick. how long before I see some more nookie now?
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Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005
Next time when she tries to pull start it, tell her to use the electric start.
You will be getting nookie before you know it. A taste of their own medicine always wakes them up to how unaccomodating they are sexually, and the next two weeks or so is a sex fest.
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Fairiedust - 04-20-2005
you may be looking at about 7-10 day penalty
I had to do it. - Banana - 04-20-2005
Fairiedust Wrote:you may be looking at about 7-10 day penalty
Agree.
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Fairiedust - 04-20-2005
Ball Handler Wrote:Next time when she tries to pull start it, tell her to use the electric start.
You will be getting nookie before you know it. A taste of their own medicine always wakes them up to how unaccomodating they are sexually, and the next two weeks or so is a sex fest.
i've never said no to my man, so please don't classify women as if it's a species problem....sounds like you all have personal issues...
I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
Fairiedust Wrote:i've never said no to my man, so please don't classify women as if it's a species problem....sounds like you all have personal issues...
she was sleeping and I woke her up and expected a performance.
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cLaY - 04-20-2005
should have went straight for the muff dive...just sayin'
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Fairiedust - 04-20-2005
Bill Wrote:she was sleeping and I woke her up and expected a performance.
yeah so....she wasn't awake...just start going at her she'll wake up...or at least one of you will be happy....
if not let her partake in the morning "wood"...and enjoy that fact ya got a woman who's a morning person..
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Odysseus - 04-20-2005
cLaY Wrote:should have went straight for the muff dive...just sayin'
that always works
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Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005
Fairiedust Wrote:i've never said no to my man, so please don't classify women as if it's a species problem....sounds like you all have personal issues...
Ahem, I said THEIR and THEM, referring to
people who don't put out often enough, I never said 'females' or 'women'. Just so happens I have a dozen friends who go through this weekly, and the 5 or so who have decided to 'hold out' or reject their wives, give them a taste of their own medicine, and it's led to a much happier sex life.
I don't classify women as frigid. My wife told me I can wake her up any time of night and she will fuck me without hesitation. ANd she has never, not once, turned me down.
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Fairiedust - 04-20-2005
Ball Handler Wrote:Ahem, I said THEIR and THEM, referring to people who don't put out often enough, I never said 'females' or 'women'. Just so happens I have a dozen friends who go through this weekly, and the 5 or so who have decided to 'hold out' or reject their wives, give them a taste of their own medicine, and it's led to a much happier sex life.
I don't classify women as frigid. My wife told me I can wake her up any time of night and she will fuck me without hesitation. ANd she has never, not once, turned me down.
outstanding! we need to help Bill out then, sounds like a man in need....but he's on punishment i think for now..
I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
cLaY Wrote:should have went straight for the muff dive...just sayin'
I did, cept it was like jumping off the high dive into a pool with no water.
I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
Fairiedust Wrote:yeah so....she wasn't awake...just start going at her she'll wake up...or at least one of you will be happy....
if not let her partake in the morning "wood"...and enjoy that fact ya got a woman who's a morning person..
I hate morning sex. I don't really find it that fulfilling.
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Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005
Bill Wrote:I hate morning sex. I don't really find it that fulfilling.
2nd :$
I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
Fairiedust Wrote:outstanding! we need to help Bill out then, sounds like a man in need....but he's on punishment i think for now..
I'm guessing she'll fuck me senceless tonight.....bookie bet on it? I'll refrain from betting and will be honest about when I get some.
I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
Ball Handler Wrote:2nd :$
were sad..you know that right.
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cLaY - 04-20-2005
i'm starting to feel sick because of this thread
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CT280 - 04-20-2005
Bill Wrote:I did, cept it was like jumping off the high dive into a pool with no water.
you should wear a helmet.
I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
cLaY Wrote:i'm starting to feel sick because of this thread
sure it's not the brownie?....besides you wanna be sick, check out the nose picking threads.
I had to do it. - Bill - 04-20-2005
Cameltoe280 Wrote:you should wear a helmet.
ahh the voice of experiance.