Why won't bdic vote in internet polls?

He sux and is gax
5 vote(s) (29.41%)
29.41%


He's not smart enough to have an opinion on anything
4 vote(s) (23.53%)
23.53%


He thinks they are mental masturbation
1 vote(s) (5.88%)
5.88%


He hasn't figured out how
7 vote(s) (41.18%)
41.18%

Total: 4 vote(s) (100%)