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Banana
11-16-2004, 06:55 PM
Post in this thread if you want ME to ask YOU a question. :D

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 06:56 PM
In

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 06:57 PM
go!

Banana
11-16-2004, 06:57 PM
InWhen did you last jerk off more than twice during the day?

TomFoolery
11-16-2004, 06:57 PM
Hit me

CT280
11-16-2004, 06:57 PM
bring it like you own me.

Banana
11-16-2004, 06:58 PM
go!When you first fucked a woman, how different did it feel from when you fucked a man?

Banana
11-16-2004, 06:58 PM
Hit me
How old were you when you lost your virginity? And how old was she?

Jesse Antarctica
11-16-2004, 06:59 PM
I join the game too !

TomFoolery
11-16-2004, 07:00 PM
How old were you when you lost your virginity? And how old was she?
I was 15, she was 14. We fucked on the floor, she's probably still got rugburn scars on her knees.

Hit me again! ('sup James Brown, "The Payback")

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:00 PM
bring it like you own me.
Have you ever been caught in a sexually compromising position?

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 07:01 PM
When you first fucked a woman, how different did it feel from when you fucked a man?
Poo has a sandy, almost grainy texture where as my first fuck with a lady was as dry as the chicken bone Vit E used in his back side last night.

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:01 PM
I join the game too !
Tell me an embarrasing story.

TomFoolery
11-16-2004, 07:02 PM
Tell me an embarrasing story.
Not a question, please follow the rules of this thread.

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:02 PM
I was 15, she was 14. We fucked on the floor, she's probably still got rugburn scars on her knees.

Hit me again! ('sup James Brown, "The Payback")
When you wake up with morning wood, how often do you immediately do something about it?

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:03 PM
in

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:04 PM
Not a question, please follow the rules of this thread.What is the most embarrasing thing that has happened to you?

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:04 PM
In!!

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:05 PM
in
Have you ever had an erotic dream about a man? An animal? A movie star?

CT280
11-16-2004, 07:05 PM
Have you ever been caught in a sexually compromising position?
does jerking off count?

Jesse Antarctica
11-16-2004, 07:05 PM
Tell me an embarrasing story.

One day, that was the day after one BIG party, I got caught while I was sleeping into the server room (forgot to lock the door).

that's ok or do you want more embarassing ?

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:07 PM
Have you ever had an erotic dream about a man? An animal? A movie star?
no
no
Yes. porn stars count right?

might I have another?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:07 PM
In!!When was the last time you had sex?

TomFoolery
11-16-2004, 07:08 PM
When you wake up with morning wood, how often do you immediately do something about it?
I'm gonna go with about 10%. I'm not a big fan of jerkin' in the morning.

Hit me again.

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:10 PM
When was the last time you had sex?

with myself?? yesterday

with a woman?? october 13, my last day with my gf in mex

hit me again

Beaucephus
11-16-2004, 07:10 PM
Ok go ahead and ask I reckon.

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:12 PM
no
no
Yes. porn stars count right?

might I have another?
What is your fave type of porn?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:13 PM
I'm gonna go with about 10%. I'm not a big fan of jerkin' in the morning.

Hit me again.What is your least fave sex position?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:14 PM
with myself?? yesterday

with a woman?? october 13, my last day with my gf in mex

hit me againWhat time of day are you most horny?

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:14 PM
What is your fave type of porn?
just your standard guy/girl stuff. although I do have a secret fondness for oral.

again.

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:15 PM
Ok go ahead and ask I reckon.Who are your top 5 fave posters here?

TomFoolery
11-16-2004, 07:15 PM
What is your least fave sex position?
Missionary when I'm on top (pics available upon request). It's not very stimulating for me.

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:16 PM
What time of day are you most horny?

any time there is a woman around

next

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 07:17 PM
When did you last jerk off more than twice during the day?
Two weeks ago

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:19 PM
just your standard guy/girl stuff. although I do have a secret fondness for oral.

again.
What is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:21 PM
any time there is a woman around

next
Would you ever go on a reality TV show? WHY? Why not?

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:22 PM
What is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?
physically or emotionally?

physically = getting shot ranks up there pretty high.
emotionally = tough call btwn dad dieing/cheating ex-wife/the shit that went down with my mom.

More

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:23 PM
physically or emotionally?

physically = getting shot ranks up there pretty high.
emotionally = tough call btwn dad dieing/cheating ex-wife/the shit that went down with my mom.

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Name 5 people from here you would like to meet.

CT280
11-16-2004, 07:23 PM
hit me with 1 more naner.

Beaucephus
11-16-2004, 07:24 PM
Who are your top 5 fave posters here?

Hmmmmmm that's a tough one. But in no particular order it would mainly be the women. You all contribute greatly to this site no matter what your opinions may be. You all drive the members to post on a daily basis no matter what the content may be. Believe it or not I appreciate every poster here actually to one degree or another. Although all may not like me, I am glad all are here. That's what makes this site great. ;)

1. Velvet
2. Fem
3. Purple Haze
4. Banana
5. Pepsi

Snarg gets an honorable mention because he is a fucking faggot :):D

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:24 PM
Would you ever go on a reality TV show? WHY? Why not?

sure, why not??
i think i could win some fame and fortune since i am smarter than most of the
dweebs they have, also have more varied experience so would be able to compete in a large variety of formats

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:26 PM
hit me with 1 more naner.
What is one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't? Why haven't you?

CT280
11-16-2004, 07:28 PM
What is one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't? Why haven't you?
bang Haze. she told me no.

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:28 PM
Name 5 people from here you would like to meet. Dood that's a hard one.....

in no particular order (excluding nanner and fem from this because of current fued and I'm not picking sides, cause I like them both)

Baz
Snarg
VitE
Clay
Beau

I'd put Tom and PH in there but you only gave be 5 places to work with.

again?

fem
11-16-2004, 07:33 PM
ask me something

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:33 PM
Hmmmmmm that's a tough one. But in no particular order it would mainly be the women. You all contribute greatly to this site no matter what your opinions may be. You all drive the members to post on a daily basis no matter what the content may be. Believe it or not I appreciate every poster here actually to one degree or another. Although all may not like me, I am glad all are here. That's what makes this site great. ;)

1. Velvet
2. Fem
3. Purple Haze
4. Banana
5. Pepsi

Snarg gets an honorable mention because he is a fucking faggot :):D

hey, all publicity is good publicity
thank god ya got over the "i luv u" shit, fudge packer

:rolleyes:

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:34 PM
Dood that's a hard one.....

in no particular order (excluding nanner and fem from this because of current fued and I'm not picking sides, cause I like them both)

Baz
Snarg
VitE
Clay
Beau

I'd put Tom and PH in there but you only gave be 5 places to work with.

again?
If you could re-do one event in your life, what would it be?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:36 PM
ask me something
Why are you nice some days and snarky some days?

fem
11-16-2004, 07:37 PM
Why are you nice some days and snarky some days?
Because some days you're cool and some days you're an ass.

next...

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:38 PM
If you could re-do one event in your life, what would it be?
finding and joining this place.

Beaucephus
11-16-2004, 07:38 PM
hey, all publicity is good publicity
thank god ya got over the "i luv u" shit, fudge packer

:rolleyes:
I thought that was a given. Fucking idiot. :D

Anhil8tor
11-16-2004, 07:39 PM
in

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:40 PM
Because some days you're cool and some days you're an ass.

next...Did you know that the word naive is not in the dictionary?

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 07:41 PM
suk me beautiful

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:41 PM
in
What is your fave sexual position?

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:41 PM
I thought that was a given. Fucking idiot. :D

hey, i'm beginning to think i was wrong about you
you do have the brains of a cow pie

:o

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:42 PM
suk me beautifulNo. And I ask the questions here. ;)

Anhil8tor
11-16-2004, 07:42 PM
What is your fave sexual position?
I prefer reverse cowgirl.... it just does it for me

fem
11-16-2004, 07:42 PM
Did you know that the word naive is not in the dictionary?
:rolleyes: Did you know bananas eventually get to ripe to continue using as dildos?

fem
11-16-2004, 07:42 PM
suk me beautiful:rolleyes:

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 07:44 PM
i'm done until this cunt fight is over

Beaucephus
11-16-2004, 07:44 PM
hey, i'm beginning to think i was wrong about you
you do have the brains of a cow pie

:o
At least it doesn't sound like fucking wind tunnel in my head as it does yours halfwit. I have always viewed most of your drivel as I would view the picture of a monkey fucking a football. Most of the shit you post reminds me of a fucking retard trying to fix a carbeurator. I love you just the same though. :D

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:44 PM
:rolleyes: Did you know bananas eventually get to ripe to continue using as dildos?My computer program, "Gibberish Translator 2.0", started going crazy when I inserted your post into it. Results came back: text unknown. Please try again.

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 07:45 PM
Ready!

fem
11-16-2004, 07:46 PM
My computer program, "Gibberish Translator 2.0", started going crazy when I inserted your post into it. Results came back: text unknown. Please try again.
I thought you were supposed to be asking questions or something?

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:47 PM
Did you know that the word naive is not in the dictionary?

which one, the canadian dictionary??

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:47 PM
Ready!
When you read IT threads at work, so you laugh out loud? Do people hear you?

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:48 PM
back.....

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:48 PM
I thought you were supposed to be asking questions or something?What makes you angry?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:48 PM
back.....Huh?
Do you have any birtharks? Tatoos?

asshat
11-16-2004, 07:48 PM
Can I have a question please?

fem
11-16-2004, 07:49 PM
Huh?
Do you have any birtharks? Tatoos?
Was it you that said you couldn't read "Retardese"?:rolleyes:

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:49 PM
Can I have a question please?Yes.
Do you want a question?

fem
11-16-2004, 07:50 PM
What makes you angry?
People that think they know me.

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:50 PM
Was it you that said you couldn't read "Retardese"?:rolleyes:
Original.

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:53 PM
Huh?
Do you have any birtharks? Tatoos? I'd give you shit but not going to add fuel to the fire....

Yes I have a birthmark on my left thigh bout the size of a quarter, looks like the north american continent. no tats, I wanted one, but I cann't get one. for a reason that I'm not discussing here.

next

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 07:53 PM
When you read IT threads at work, so you laugh out loud? Do people hear you?
I wish more people could make me laugh out loud. But, yes when I do, the fukkers around me hear it. They always say stupid shit like "what's so funny over on your router". That's when I say - I just thought of the perfect way to murder the fuck-wits I've got to deal with as co-workers, now I just have to wait for one to step forward. That usually shuts 'em up.


<again>

PurpleHaze
11-16-2004, 07:53 PM
I'm scared. Go.

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:55 PM
I'd give you shit but not going to add fuel to the fire....

Yes I have a birthmark on my left thigh bout the size of a quarter, looks like the north american continent. no tats, I wanted one, but I cann't get one. for a reason that I'm not discussing here.

next
Who was the last person you were angry at and why?

asshat
11-16-2004, 07:55 PM
If you could re-do one event in your life, what would it be?
Boy, Bill, you are one dumb fucking redneck, did you know that?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:56 PM
I wish more people could make me laugh out loud. But, yes when I do, the fukkers around me hear it. They always say stupid shit like "what's so funny over on your router". That's when I say - I just thought of the perfect way to murder the fuck-wits I've got to deal with as co-workers, now I just have to wait for one to step forward. That usually shuts 'em up.


<again>
Who was your least fave poster at UJ?

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:57 PM
Who was the last person you were angry at and why?
humm...probly VitE, but I know who's gonna be next (sup'Arby)

next.

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 07:57 PM
give me a question banana, i would like to answer something. thank you.

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:57 PM
I'm scared. Go.
What first attracted you to your husband?

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:58 PM
humm...probly VitE, but I know who's gonna be next (sup'Arby)

next.
Does your wife know about IT?

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:58 PM
Boy, Bill, you are one dumb fucking redneck, did you know that?
how so Arby?.....

Banana
11-16-2004, 07:58 PM
give me a question banana, i would like to answer something. thank you.
How often do have sex now, and how often would you like to?

snarg
11-16-2004, 07:59 PM
ahem

Bill
11-16-2004, 07:59 PM
Does your wife know about IT?
she knows I visit this place, but doesn't really care to know what goes on....besides it's not like I'm very important around here.

again

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:00 PM
ahemWhere would you like to travel?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:01 PM
she knows I visit this place, but doesn't really care to know what goes on....besides it's not like I'm very important around here.

again
Name one person from IT you would like to get wasted with.

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 08:02 PM
Who was your least fave poster at UJ?
There are the obvious ones. Dairy, NCBiker, and all of the other mods who would never give straight answers as to why people like Beau, Bdic, MT and others had been banned. The next group would be the hypocites, like Antipop and Leo, who were cheered for saying the same thing other were banned for. But for having a huge post count with nothing to add.....I would have to say Suzy. She would never respond to me, she was too busy cyber flirting with newbies or mismanaging her no-porn pornsite. She is such an elitest. Y'all who can still visit UJ should thank her for my being here.

pepsi
11-16-2004, 08:02 PM
ask me a question :)

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 08:02 PM
How often do have sex now, and how often would you like to?
I currently have sex 1-2 times a week with my gf, 5-6 times with myself.

I would like to have sex 5-6 times a week with my gf, 6-7 with myself.

Next question please banana...

snarg
11-16-2004, 08:02 PM
Where would you like to travel?
lookin forward to south america

next

Devious
11-16-2004, 08:03 PM
I'll play.

PurpleHaze
11-16-2004, 08:03 PM
What first attracted you to your husband?
How he is a very sweet and caring person. He'd do anything for anybody.

Again!

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:03 PM
ask me a question :)Do you hope to have a girl or a boy? Do you have any names picked out?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 08:03 PM
One last one, make it good.

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:04 PM
I currently have sex 1-2 times a week with my gf, 5-6 times with myself.

I would like to have sex 5-6 times a week with my gf, 6-7 with myself.

Next question please banana...
Who are you top 5 fave posters?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:04 PM
lookin forward to south america

nextWhat was the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?

Bill
11-16-2004, 08:04 PM
Name one person from IT you would like to get wasted with.
just one huh?

probly naner, only because there's a good chance I could talk her shirt off. ;)

<again>

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:05 PM
I'll play.
Happy, belated, Anniversary. :)

Are you going to have children? If no, why? If yes, how many would you like?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:06 PM
How he is a very sweet and caring person. He'd do anything for anybody.

Again!
What are your biggest pet peeves?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:07 PM
One last one, make it good.
Do you consider people that you meet here at IT to be "real friends?" Why or why not?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:09 PM
just one huh?

probly naner, only because there's a good chance I could talk her shirt off. ;)

<again>
Describe the last time you got ill after a night of drinking (not the vomit, the event).

snarg
11-16-2004, 08:10 PM
There are the obvious ones. Dairy, NCBiker, and all of the other mods who would never give straight answers as to why people like Beau, Bdic, MT and others had been banned. The next group would be the hypocites, like Antipop and Leo, who were cheered for saying the same thing other were banned for. But for having a huge post count with nothing to add.....I would have to say Suzy. She would never respond to me, she was too busy cyber flirting with newbies or mismanaging her no-porn pornsite. She is such an elitest. Y'all who can still visit UJ should thank her for my being here.

or kill the bitch, the jury is out

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 08:10 PM
Who are you top 5 fave posters?
1. Vitamin E...honestly, the guy/girl never has a bad post IMO
2. Banana...judging from today, you're firecracker attitude gives me instant chub
3. SanDog...most under-estimated member here at IT
4. LovelyNoi...seriously, can anything be funnier?
5. Tom...here lately i haven't seen better than a B average, but he still makes me giggle.

Next

pepsi
11-16-2004, 08:10 PM
Ok banana I want to have a girl first so i can name her after my mother. I have the girl name already picked out but I wont say what it is. If I should have a boy I'd let the father-to-be pick the name of the son.

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:13 PM
I have to go eat lunch. Someone can take over, or I will answer when I return. Happy posting! :D

snarg
11-16-2004, 08:14 PM
What was the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?

there are so many
maybe the time i went out after the strippers got off
woke up to the cops draggin my ass to jail
woke up a bloody mess

again

Bill
11-16-2004, 08:17 PM
Describe the last time you got ill after a night of drinking (not the vomit, the event).
the last time...geess...um ok....

we were at an "adult" party, sorta like a tupperware party but with adult toys, and it was this swinger couple we know, house. afterward I got really hammered on mezcal while I watched my wife and some other chick swap spit, the three of us then sneaked off into their hot tub. I don't remember much after leaving their place.....something about directing traffic at a major intersection, and passing out infront of the fish tank on the floor when i got home.

one more....last one....

Tribal Dragon
11-16-2004, 08:18 PM
In.

fermundacheese
11-16-2004, 08:20 PM
In...

asshat
11-16-2004, 08:22 PM
how so Arby?.....
She asked you for your list of It'ers you would like to meet and you did not have her name on the list. Then she quoted the same list and asked you if there was one event that you had done recently that you could change, what would it be, and you failed to add her to the list a second time.

Was I the only one that picked up on that?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 08:23 PM
Do you consider people that you meet here at IT to be "real friends?" Why or why not?
No, There are fukkers here that I think it would be cool to sit down with for a brew and some laughs, but there's not many.

asshat
11-16-2004, 08:23 PM
Can I have a question please?
bump from page fucking 4.

Bill
11-16-2004, 08:25 PM
She asked you for your list of It'ers you would like to meet and you did not have her name on the list. Then she quoted the same list and asked you if there was one event that you had done recently that you could change, what would it be, and you failed to add her to the list a second time.

Was I the only one that picked up on that?
you should read my post a little closer, I said I was exculding Naner and Fem, because I didn't want to pick sides.....

snarg
11-16-2004, 08:25 PM
She asked you for your list of It'ers you would like to meet and you did not have her name on the list. Then she quoted the same list and asked you if there was one event that you had done recently that you could change, what would it be, and you failed to add her to the list a second time.

Was I the only one that picked up on that?
bit of a streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch, hatman
just sayin'

Bill
11-16-2004, 08:26 PM
No, There are fukkers here that I think it would be cool to sit down with for a brew and some laughs, but there's not many.

care to name some names there bro?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:27 PM
bump from page fucking 4.Sorry.

Who here do you think most closely resembles their on-line persona?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:29 PM
1. Vitamin E...honestly, the guy/girl never has a bad post IMO
2. Banana...judging from today, you're firecracker attitude gives me instant chub
3. SanDog...most under-estimated member here at IT
4. LovelyNoi...seriously, can anything be funnier?
5. Tom...here lately i haven't seen better than a B average, but he still makes me giggle.

NextAre you going to marry your girlfriend?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:30 PM
there are so many
maybe the time i went out after the strippers got off
woke up to the cops draggin my ass to jail
woke up a bloody mess

againWhat one thing in your life are you still jaded about? If nothing, what kinds of things would make you jaded?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:31 PM
the last time...geess...um ok....

we were at an "adult" party, sorta like a tupperware party but with adult toys, and it was this swinger couple we know, house. afterward I got really hammered on mezcal while I watched my wife and some other chick swap spit, the three of us then sneaked off into their hot tub. I don't remember much after leaving their place.....something about directing traffic at a major intersection, and passing out infront of the fish tank on the floor when i got home.

one more....last one....Apart from that experience, have you ever had a threesome? Would you? Would you swing?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:32 PM
In.
What quality do you find most attractive in a woman? Least attractive?

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 08:32 PM
Are you going to marry your girlfriend?
if all goes well, yes probably within the next 2 years

next please

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:33 PM
In...
What is the first thing you think about in the morning? LAst thing before you go to sleep?

Bill
11-16-2004, 08:34 PM
Apart from that experience, have you ever had a threesome? Would you? Would you swing?
yes, not any more, no.

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:35 PM
if all goes well, yes probably within the next 2 years

next pleaseWhat is the most memorable thing that has happened here at IT?

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 08:37 PM
What is the most memorable thing that has happened here at IT?UJ day or the day you sent me naked pics

again...

snarg
11-16-2004, 08:39 PM
What one thing in your life are you still jaded about? If nothing, what kinds of things would make you jaded?
sorry, need clarification

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:40 PM
UJ day or the day you sent me naked pics

again...What would be your dream job?

PurpleHaze
11-16-2004, 08:41 PM
What are your biggest pet peeves?
People who are loud, obnoxious, annoying, and conceited. And when my husband doesn't pick up after himself.

next.

(great thread :) )

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:41 PM
sorry, need clarificationAre you still bitter about something that happened a long time ago? What kinds of things make you bitter in general?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:42 PM
People who are loud, obnoxious, annoying, and conceited. And when my husband doesn't pick up after himself.

next.

(great thread :) )
Where is the strangest place you have had sex?

ClayRock
11-16-2004, 08:42 PM
What would be your dream job?
Professional basketball player

fermundacheese
11-16-2004, 08:42 PM
What is the first thing you think about in the morning? LAst thing before you go to sleep?

Whether law school is a good choice for me.

Tribal Dragon
11-16-2004, 08:42 PM
What quality do you find most attractive in a woman? Least attractive? Most attractive - Breasts. I'm a breast man, can't help it.

Least attractive - Unintelligent women. I can't stand brainlesss dolts, no matter how good they look. Case in point, Anna Nicole Smith.

Tribal Dragon
11-16-2004, 08:43 PM
More Please.

asshat
11-16-2004, 08:43 PM
Sorry.

Who here do you think most closely resembles their on-line persona?
Man, I haven't been around that long, and many of the members probably would be tied for that with me.

Tribal.

snarg
11-16-2004, 08:45 PM
Are you still bitter about something that happened a long time ago? What kinds of things make you bitter in general?
most of my bitterness from the past has dissipated as i have gotten older
in general, injustice makes me bitter

next

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:48 PM
More Please.
How did you know your wife was "the one"?

PurpleHaze
11-16-2004, 08:49 PM
Where is the strangest place you have had sex?
Outside of a church.

again, unless you're getting sick of this.

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:49 PM
most of my bitterness from the past has dissipated as i have gotten older
in general, injustice makes me bitter

nextWhat is your biggest fear?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 08:50 PM
Fuck it!

One more.

fermundacheese
11-16-2004, 08:50 PM
i'll take one more...

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:50 PM
Outside of a church.

again, unless you're getting sick of this.Nah, not sick of this, sick of work, so I love this. ;)

What famous person, alive or dead, would you like to meet?

fem
11-16-2004, 08:51 PM
1. Vitamin E...honestly, the guy/girl never has a bad post IMO
2. Banana...judging from today, you're firecracker attitude gives me instant chub
3. SanDog...most under-estimated member here at IT
4. LovelyNoi...seriously, can anything be funnier?
5. Tom...here lately i haven't seen better than a B average, but he still makes me giggle.

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thanks... :(

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:52 PM
Fuck it!

One more.As a teenager, were you one of the popular kids or a geek? Would the people you knew in high school be surprised to know how your life turned out?

snarg
11-16-2004, 08:53 PM
What is your biggest fear?

since i shared an intimate moment with a high voltage line
i can honestly say that i am no longer afraid

got more??

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:53 PM
i'll take one more...
Where was the most embarassing place you got chub?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:54 PM
thanks... :(Why did you hijack my thread?

fem
11-16-2004, 08:54 PM
Why did you hijack my thread?
Because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:55 PM
since i shared an intimate moment with a high voltage line
i can honestly say that i am no longer afraid

got more??
Would you describe yourself as an introvert or extravert? How about as a child? Teenager? Early adult?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:55 PM
Because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.Why don't you give a fuck?

fem
11-16-2004, 08:56 PM
Why don't you give a fuck?
Why should I?

Banana
11-16-2004, 08:57 PM
Why should I?No, no sweetie. I ask the questions, you answer. Why don't you give a fuck?

PurpleHaze
11-16-2004, 08:58 PM
Nah, not sick of this, sick of work, so I love this. ;)

What famous person, alive or dead, would you like to meet? Jerry Garcia

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snarg
11-16-2004, 08:58 PM
Would you describe yourself as an introvert or extravert? How about as a child? Teenager? Early adult?
as a child, ex

teener, int

early adult, int

now, ext

good question

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Banana
11-16-2004, 08:59 PM
Jerry Garcia

nextWhat the stupidest thing you have ever done?

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:00 PM
as a child, ex

teener, int

early adult, int

now, ext

good question

next
What five adjectives would a friend use to describe you?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 09:01 PM
1. Vitamin E...honestly, the guy/girl never has a bad post IMO
2. Banana...judging from today, you're firecracker attitude gives me instant chub
3. SanDog...most under-estimated member here at IT
4. LovelyNoi...seriously, can anything be funnier?
5. Tom...here lately i haven't seen better than a B average, but he still makes me giggle.

Next
:vitE_blush:

fem
11-16-2004, 09:01 PM
No, no sweetie. I ask the questions, you answer. Why don't you give a fuck?
Because this place sucks.

Anhil8tor
11-16-2004, 09:01 PM
in again

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:03 PM
in againWould you shorten your life expectancy by 25 years (so, you'd live to be approximately 55) if you were given $10 million dollars? Why or why not.

asshat
11-16-2004, 09:03 PM
In

fermundacheese
11-16-2004, 09:04 PM
Where was the most embarassing place you got chub?

In a bar waiting to play pool. Had to skip my tun because I wasn't "feeling well".

:D

CT280
11-16-2004, 09:04 PM
one more. i got a hard on that wont go away.

Anhil8tor
11-16-2004, 09:06 PM
Would you shorten your life expectancy by 25 years (so, you'd live to be approximately 55) if you were given $10 million dollars? Why or why not.
No, money isnt everything and I'd rather live as long as I can and be healthy...

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:06 PM
In
Would you pull the wings off of a butterfly for $100? What about shooting a budgie for $1000? Break a cats leg for $5000?

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:07 PM
one more. i got a hard on that wont go away.Why don't you go jerk off?

OR

How do think you stack up next to the people you knew in high school? Are you more successful? Happier? More fulfilled? Have more money?

snarg
11-16-2004, 09:07 PM
Would you shorten your life expectancy by 25 years (so, you'd live to be approximately 55) if you were given $10 million dollars? Why or why not.
shit, ya cut me to the quick, nana
i'm too late for the 10 mil

asshat
11-16-2004, 09:09 PM
Would you pull the wings off of a butterfly for $100? What about shooting a budgie for $1000? Break a cats leg for $5000?
Hmm....If I was allowed to ask questions I would want to know what a budgie was.

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:10 PM
shit, ya cut me to the quick, nana
i'm too late for the 10 milYa, that wasn't your question.

Who do you respect most in your life - living or deceased?

Tribal Dragon
11-16-2004, 09:11 PM
How did you know your wife was "the one"? It's not really one moment, it's more of a culmination of many moments for me. How she made me feel, the things she did, the way she looks at me, the way she treats me......


More please.

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:12 PM
Hmm....If I was allowed to ask questions I would want to know what a budgie was.Bird. Budgey? Budgie? It's a bird. A house pet.

snarg
11-16-2004, 09:12 PM
What five adjectives would a friend use to describe you?
smart
compassionate
generous
handsome
giaboni

you said a friend, right??

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VitaminE
11-16-2004, 09:13 PM
As a teenager, were you one of the popular kids or a geek? Would the people you knew in high school be surprised to know how your life turned out?
I grew up in a small town. It was still kinda clicky. I loved science and dope. So, I kinda got to hang out with nerds and burnouts. I was the second tallest kid in my class, so I didn't have to put up with a lot of typical teenage crap. Plus, my older brother was pretty kinackie and liked to scrap for no reason.

I dated the same chick pretty much all of high school. She was super cool, and enjoyed sukking cock, do being popular wasn't an interest. Vit E is still close with a lot of his buddies from back in the day. We're all old with kids now. We still do the same simple stuff for laughs. Start fires and dare each other to do stupid shit. I'm really impressed by a how some of my old friends turned out. One became a guitar tech for Queensryche and moved to Seattle. It's kinda cool to see his name in the CD liners. Another is now a laywer out in LA. He still plays hockey in a rec league. I was out there a few years back to see the play on the Staples Center ice after a Kings game.

It would be cool to go back in time to tell our teen age selves what they have to look forward to. I'm sure little E would never believe me how cool it is to be a dad. He would damn sure make fun of me for getting pumped that Curling Season is underway.

snarg
11-16-2004, 09:14 PM
Bird. Budgey? Budgie? It's a bird. A house pet.
a budgie is a friggen parakeet

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:14 PM
It's not really one moment, it's more of a culmination of many moments for me. How she made me feel, the things she did, the way she looks at me, the way she treats me......


More please.
If your wife same to you and asked you to promise to keep a secret, no matter what, would you? What if the secret was that she found out one of your best friends spouse was cheating on him? Would you still keep the secret?

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:15 PM
I grew up in a small town. It was still kinda clicky. I loved science and dope. So, I kinda got to hang out with nerds and burnouts. I was the second tallest kid in my class, so I didn't have to put up with a lot of typical teenage crap. Plus, my older brother was pretty kinackie and liked to scrap for no reason.

I dated the same chick pretty much all of high school. She was super cool, and enjoyed sukking cock, do being popular wasn't an interest. Vit E is still close with a lot of his buddies from back in the day. We're all old with kids now. We still do the same simple stuff for laughs. Start fires and dare each other to do stupid shit. I'm really impressed by a how some of my old friends turned out. One became a guitar tech for Queensryche and moved to Seattle. It's kinda cool to see his name in the CD liners. Another is now a laywer out in LA. He still plays hockey in a rec league. I was out there a few years back to see the play on the Staples Center ice after a Kings game.

It would be cool to go back in time to tell our teen age selves what they have to look forward to. I'm sure little E would never believe me how cool it is to be a dad. He would damn sure make fun of me for getting pumped that Curling Season is underway.
RACK the honest answer and the sincere VitaminE.

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:16 PM
smart
compassionate
generous
handsome
giaboni

you said a friend, right??

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What the hell does giaboni mean?

asshat
11-16-2004, 09:20 PM
Would you pull the wings off of a butterfly for $100? What about shooting a budgie for $1000? Break a cats leg for $5000?
No, at least the $100 wouldn't have anything to do with it if I did it.
No, wouldn't shoot a house bird for $1000
No, wouldn't break a cats leg for $5000.

PurpleHaze
11-16-2004, 09:21 PM
What the stupidest thing you have ever done?
One time I went grocery shopping, got done and couldn't find my car. I thought someone stole it, so I called my husband to come get me. Turns out, I just forgot which car I drove and was looking for the wrong car. (I was high)

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:22 PM
One time I went grocery shopping, got done and couldn't find my car. I thought someone stole it, so I called my husband to come get me. Turns out, I just forgot which car I drove and was looking for the wrong car. (I was high)
I wish we still had the :loool: emote.

Tribal Dragon
11-16-2004, 09:22 PM
If your wife same to you and asked you to promise to keep a secret, no matter what, would you? What if the secret was that she found out one of your best friends spouse was cheating on him? Would you still keep the secret? Yes because I do not want to violate her trust. I would find a sneaky way to have him "accidentatlly" catch the bitch in the act, so I'm not technically telling him about it.


Another.

snarg
11-16-2004, 09:22 PM
giaboni is a word we used as kids in the hood
it means, more or less, a jackass

got more??

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:25 PM
Yes because I do not want to violate her trust. I would find a sneaky way to have him "accidentatlly" catch the bitch in the act, so I'm not technically telling him about it.


Another.
Can you urinate in front of another person?

OR

Would you give up sex for one full year if it meant that you would never get another cold or flu for your whole life?

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:26 PM
giaboni is a word we used as kids in the hood
it means, more or less, a jackass

got more??For what in your life do you feel the most grateful?

snarg
11-16-2004, 09:31 PM
For what in your life do you feel the most grateful?
number one, my daughter

number two, meeting my teacher, sasaki roshi at a young age and getting to live and study with him for a long time


next

Banana
11-16-2004, 09:33 PM
number one, my daughter

number two, meeting my teacher, sasaki roshi at a young age and getting to live and study with him for a long time


next
For $10,000,000, would you play Russian Roulette? 10 guns, 1 bullet.

CT280
11-16-2004, 09:34 PM
Why don't you go jerk off?

OR

How do think you stack up next to the people you knew in high school? Are you more successful? Happier? More fulfilled? Have more money?
a) already did
b) i am in the top 10% of my class in all categories.

snarg
11-16-2004, 09:36 PM
For $10,000,000, would you play Russian Roulette? 10 guns, 1 bullet.

yes, i'm in


next

Tribal Dragon
11-16-2004, 09:38 PM
Can you urinate in front of another person?

OR

Would you give up sex for one full year if it meant that you would never get another cold or flu for your whole life?
Yes.
No.

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 09:39 PM
Sure, I've got time for one more

Michman
11-16-2004, 09:42 PM
Have at it

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:24 PM
yes, i'm in next
What is you most treasured memory?

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:25 PM
Sure, I've got time for one more
Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits?

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:26 PM
Have at itWhat five posters here make you laugh the most?

Michman
11-16-2004, 10:29 PM
What five posters here make you laugh the most?VitE, Tom, Nana, Clay, Purple Haze

Michman
11-16-2004, 10:33 PM
come on hit with another.

snarg
11-16-2004, 10:34 PM
What is you most treasured memory?
easy, the birth of my daughter

the dalai lama gave me a big hug, that was top ten, too


got more??
yer gettin all my secrets

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 10:37 PM
Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits?
I do!

I believe there are evil spirits in every bottle of Jack Daniels. I will include a story to support this.

I was living in North Carolina at the time. Me and a couple Marine buddies were bored and coincidentally had a fifth of Lynchburg's pride with us, we had decided it would be fun to go 'Hoggin'. The entrance fee was $10. The fees would be collected and donated to the guy who would dance with the least attractive lady. If you've ever been to Havelock, NC, you'd know you can't swing a dead cat with out hitting an ugly chick. By the end of the night the bet was called a draw and we've decided dancing with wasn't dare enough. We thought we'd see how ill these pigs would let us get.

I can't even tell the rest of this. Just trust me, it's way too gross and Jack was to blame.

SanDog
11-16-2004, 10:39 PM
easy, the birth of my daughter

the dalai lama gave me a big hug, that was top ten, too


got more??
yer gettin all my secrets
Did he tell you that you would receive total consciousness? If not, you got screwed.

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:40 PM
come on hit with another.
What has been your biggest disappointment in life?

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:41 PM
the dalai lama gave me a big hug, that was top ten, too


got more??
yer gettin all my secrets
That's real cool snarg. If you could, would you like to know the precise date of your death?

asshat
11-16-2004, 10:41 PM
the dalai lama gave me a big hug


http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/BM2B2.jpg

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:42 PM
I do!

I believe there are evil spirits in every bottle of Jack Daniels. I will include a story to support this.

I was living in North Carolina at the time. Me and a couple Marine buddies were bored and coincidentally had a fifth of Lynchburg's pride with us, we had decided it would be fun to go 'Hoggin'. The entrance fee was $10. The fees would be collected and donated to the guy who would dance with the least attractive lady. If you've ever been to Havelock, NC, you'd know you can't swing a dead cat with out hitting an ugly chick. By the end of the night the bet was called a draw and we've decided dancing with wasn't dare enough. We thought we'd see how ill these pigs would let us get.

I can't even tell the rest of this. Just trust me, it's way too gross and Jack was to blame.
Oh. My. God.

Michman
11-16-2004, 10:43 PM
Next Question

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:44 PM
Next Question
How many times per day do you think about sex?

SanDog
11-16-2004, 10:45 PM
1 and then I don't stop thinking about it.

fem
11-16-2004, 10:45 PM
My turn! Since we're not fighting anymore!

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 10:46 PM
Oh. My. God.
I didn't get to finish....

Fukking Instite Manager keeps fukking paging me!

I did jab her in the pucker target then jizzed in her diseased yap. In true Vit E fashion I rolled over and went to sleep.














To wake up with her making out with me in my sleep. I was in that crazy half sleep, when I remember what had transpired earlier, I almost puked.

snarg
11-16-2004, 10:46 PM
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/BM2B2.jpg
i'm stupic, can you tell me what the picture is/means??
TIA

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:47 PM
My turn! Since we're not fighting anymore!
Whom do you admire most? In what way do they inspire you?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 10:47 PM
I'll take a new Question.

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:48 PM
I didn't get to finish....

Fukking Instite Manager keeps fukking paging me!

I did jab her in the pucker target then jizzed in her diseased yap. In true Vit E fashion I rolled over and went to sleep.

To wake up with her making out with me in my sleep. I was in that crazy half sleep, when I remember what had transpired earlier, I almost puked.
You poor man.

snarg
11-16-2004, 10:50 PM
That's real cool snarg. If you could, would you like to know the precise date of your death?

i feel certain i will know at the appropriate moment
i have "died" and it was not a "bad" thing
in fact, had the circumstances been different, i would gladly have stayed

thanks, nana, you are a wonder

:hugz:

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:51 PM
I'll take a new Question.
For $10,000 would you agree to having an ugly scar stretching from your eye to your mouth? How about $100,000? $1,000,000?

fem
11-16-2004, 10:51 PM
Whom do you admire most? In what way do they inspire you?I would have to say my Father. He inspires me with his knowledge, strength, courage, honesty, faithfullness, patience and love. I would love to have the qualities that he has.

again....

Michman
11-16-2004, 10:51 PM
How many times per day do you think about sex?
Depends..Everytime I see a good looking woman...Bam think about it! BTW nice pic.

Guess the answer would be constantly

Next Question.

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 10:52 PM
For 10K, sure. I'm not vain.










'cept for the fact that I'd spend the money on penis augmentation.

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:53 PM
I would have to say my Father. He inspires me with his knowledge, strength, courage, honesty, faithfullness, patience and love. I would love to have the qualities that he has.

again....How long is "too long" for sex?

OR

What is one thing you would like to do that you have not yet?

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:54 PM
Depends..Everytime I see a good looking woman...Bam think about it! BTW nice pic.

Guess the answer would be constantly

Next Question.
If there were only three people you could take to a deserted island (and you were stuck there forever) who would they be?

fem
11-16-2004, 10:54 PM
How long is "too long" for sex?

OR

What is one thing you would like to do that you have not yet?
Too long would be when I finally get numb down there.

I would like to skydive.

more?

SanDog
11-16-2004, 10:55 PM
I am so in. Ask me.

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:55 PM
Too long would be when I finally get numb down there.

I would like to skydive.

more?
If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what woud it be?

Banana
11-16-2004, 10:56 PM
I am so in. Ask me.
What embarasses you?

Michman
11-16-2004, 10:59 PM
If there were only three people you could take to a deserted island (and you were stuck there forever) who would they be?
Wife, and 2 kids.....Thats all my family. (I actually like them)

Michman
11-16-2004, 11:00 PM
Next question

SanDog
11-16-2004, 11:00 PM
When I was younger my parents used to drink a lot. I was more or less an only child from the age of 14 on, my siblings had all moved out. My parents would go out on a weekend and come home shit faced. My friends would all be very uncomfortable. That embarassed me.

Banana
11-16-2004, 11:02 PM
Next question
Would $50,000 be enough to entice you to take a healthy pet to the vet to be put down? If no, what amount of moeny would, if any?

Michman
11-16-2004, 11:06 PM
Would $50,000 be enough to entice you to take a healthy pet to the vet to be put down? If no, what amount of moeny would, if any?NO. 50K would help that much.......bout 1/2 million.

Next Question?

Banana
11-16-2004, 11:09 PM
NO. 50K would help that much.......bout 1/2 million.

Next Question?What famous person, alive or dead, would you like to meet?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 11:10 PM
Shoot Fuit!

Banana
11-16-2004, 11:12 PM
Shoot Fuit!
How would you feel if your child confessed that he/she was homosexual?

SanDog
11-16-2004, 11:12 PM
Sorry, had some work. Back in.

Banana
11-16-2004, 11:15 PM
Sorry, had some work. Back in.What was your best personal experience with drugs or alcohol? Worst experience?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 11:15 PM
How would you feel if your child confessed that he/she was homosexual?
Today I say it would be no big deal. I would worry more about them having to endure a judgemental society.

18 years from now If I was faced with the real life situation, I can't swear I'd say the same thing.


NECKST

Banana
11-16-2004, 11:18 PM
Today I say it would be no big deal. I would worry more about them having to endure a judgemental society.

18 years from now If I was faced with the real life situation, I can't swear I'd say the same thing.


NECKST
If you could chose the manner of your death, what would it be?

VitaminE
11-16-2004, 11:20 PM
If you could chose the manner of your death, what would it be?
Not only have I already chosen it, I'm still posting here. This place kills me.

greg
11-16-2004, 11:20 PM
In!

Michman
11-16-2004, 11:22 PM
What famous person, alive or dead, would you like to meet?
Albert Einstein. Have a long conversation with him and one day I might be smart!

Go again.

Banana
11-16-2004, 11:22 PM
In!
Would you meet VitE for a beer if he asked?

and

How many times per week do you jerk it?

Banana
11-16-2004, 11:23 PM
Albert Einstein. Have a long conversation with him and one day I might be smart!

Go again.
What are your biggest fears?

asshat
11-16-2004, 11:23 PM
Give me a good one Banana.

SanDog
11-16-2004, 11:24 PM
What was your best personal experience with drugs or alcohol? Worst experience?
Worst. I was 22. I as 2 miles from home. I was driving a Volkwagen Corrado. I was doing around 105 on a road I had done 120 on before. I was on a corner, fairly sharp. I got in tight, too tight. My inside wheels got off the road, I got sideways, then I got upside down. Shortly thereafter, I got arrested.
Thank god no one was hurt. Cost me around $10,000 with legal fees, insurance, and deductables. Close to the worst night of my life.

Best:
Some friends and I ate a few grams of shrooms. We went to a party. I was on fucking fire. At one point I stood up on a coffee table and told jokes and stories for about 30 minutes, and about 30 people rolled. I ended up in the sack with an amazingly hot chick that ended up being a freak under the sheets. We spent the better part of 36 hours at my place just going. Had to switch to booze, since my body is more or less immune to shrooms for a week after eating them once. I never spoke to her after that. She called and I avoided. Nothing could have come close to that weekend, so I figured, let it ride.

fem
11-16-2004, 11:24 PM
If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what woud it be?
I was raised wonderfully, except my mom has a temper. It rubbed off on me.

next

greg
11-16-2004, 11:24 PM
Would you meet VitE for a beer if he asked?

and

How many times per week do you jerk it?
Absolutly!

That depends, if the gf is home, maybe once. If she is traveling, maybe 7.

(innocent expression)

greg
11-16-2004, 11:26 PM
Next!